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Started by katmai, May 27, 2017, 12:38:54 PM

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katmai

So if social media is to be believed the special snowflakes of Portland were outraged by the cultural appropriation of these ladies and led to backlash.
http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/2017/05/16/kooks-serves-pop-up-breakfast-burritos-with-handmade-tortillas-out-of-a-food-cart-on-cesar-chavez/

QuoteKooks Serves Pop-Up Breakfast Burritos With Handmade Tortillas Out of a Food Cart on Cesar Chavez
Update: Kooks has closed.
By Walker MacMurdo | Published May 16
During an impromptu Christmastime road trip last year to Puerto Nuevo, Mexico, Kali Wilgus and Liz "LC" Connelly lost their minds over tortillas.

"In Puerto Nuevo, you can eat $5 lobster on the beach, which they give you with this bucket of tortillas," Connelly says. "They are handmade flour tortillas that are stretchy and a little buttery, and best of all, unlimited."

Connelly and Wilgus were so enamored with the tortillas, they tried to uncover the recipe.


"I picked the brains of every tortilla lady there in the worst broken Spanish ever, and they showed me a little of what they did," Connelly says. "They told us the basic ingredients, and we saw them moving and stretching the dough similar to how pizza makers do before rolling it out with rolling pins. They wouldn't tell us too much about technique, but we were peeking into the windows of every kitchen, totally fascinated by how easy they made it look. We learned quickly it isn't quite that easy."

Connelly and Wilgus have turned their passion into new weekend spot Kooks Burritos, which has a concept that fits twee Portland: a breakfast burrito pop-up inside the hip Tight Tacos food cart in a Southeast Portland parking lot.

"On the drive back up to Oregon, we were still completely drooling over how good [the tortillas] were, and we decided we had to have something similar in Portland," Connelly says. "The day after we returned, I hit the Mexican market and bought ingredients and started testing it out. Every day I started making tortillas before and after work, trying to figure out the process, timing, refrigeration and how all of that works."

Well, she figured it out.



Connelly rolls out the tortillas in front of you and cooks them on the cart's flat-top griddle, bubbles forming through the uneven circle as the gentle smell of frying dough wafts from the cart. That tortilla is stretchy, pie-crust flaky, char-kissed and stuffed with fixins authentic only to SoCal burrito joints: french fries, scrambled eggs, guacamole, cheese and your choice of bacon or carne asada.

The result is as decadent as it sounds, the flake of the tortilla and soft crunch from the fries contrasting with the gooey goodness of the eggs, cheese and guac in a hangover-killing burrito. Served with Wilgus' neon-green serrano salsa and neon-orange chile de árbol salsa, both spicy and bright, breakfast doubles as a 'grammable burrainbow.

"The second we had the tortilla, we were like, 'We're doing this,'" Connelly says.

Get up a little early this weekend, and you can do it, too.

Update: Kooks Burritos has closed.
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garbon

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CountDeMoney


derspiess

Good for Portland.  Cultural appropriation is evil.
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The Brain

The source for this outrageous claim is Alaskan social media?
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katmai

Quote from: The Brain on May 27, 2017, 01:54:19 PM
The source for this outrageous claim is Alaskan social media?
no. From Facebook pages of friends of mine in Portlandia.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Jacob

#6
Also happening in Portland:

Man yells racist things at brown women on the train. Two bystanders intervene and are stabbed to death by the racist guy.

http://www.opb.org/news/article/portland-train-attack-stabbing/

11B4V

Quote from: Jacob on May 27, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
Also happening in Portland:

Man yells racist things at brown women on the train. Two bystanders intervene and are stabbed to death by the racist guy.

http://www.opb.org/news/article/portland-train-attack-stabbing/

They stuck their nose into a situation. The point of their efforts was lost on the suspect.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Jacob

Quote from: 11B4V on May 27, 2017, 02:34:15 PM
They stuck their nose into a situation. The point of their efforts was lost on the suspect.

Okay and...?

11B4V

Quote from: Jacob on May 27, 2017, 02:38:15 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 27, 2017, 02:34:15 PM
They stuck their nose into a situation. The point of their efforts was lost on the suspect.

Okay and...?

If you can't handle an edgy situation, don't stick your nose in it.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

That's really a bizarre thing to say.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Jacob on May 27, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
Also happening in Portland:

Man yells racist things at brown women on the train. Two bystanders intervene and are stabbed to death by the racist guy.

http://www.opb.org/news/article/portland-train-attack-stabbing/

Good bless America, where your only options are:
1) Mind your business
2) Carry a gun

Valmy

Quote from: Jacob on May 27, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
Also happening in Portland:

Man yells racist things at brown women on the train. Two bystanders intervene and are stabbed to death by the racist guy.

http://www.opb.org/news/article/portland-train-attack-stabbing/

Convicted Felon eh? Prison tends to really radicalize these guys.

The cops got him so, once again, I hope for an uncontroversial trial.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote from: garbon on May 27, 2017, 12:58:27 PM
Okay?

Destroying a small business for nationalist douchebag reasons kind of sucks.

Presuming that was why they closed. I don't know.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Jacob

Quote from: 11B4V on May 27, 2017, 02:40:35 PM
If you can't handle an edgy situation, don't stick your nose in it.

Sure. Of course that's easier to judge in retrospect.