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Queen Anne's revenge wreck confirmed

Started by viper37, May 24, 2017, 12:02:07 PM

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viper37

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/08/110829-blackbeard-shipwreck-pirates-archaeology-science/

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After 15 years of uncertainty, a shipwreck off the coast of North Carolina has been confirmed as that of the infamous 18th-century pirate Blackbeard, state officials say.
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From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.

Gups

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.



You'd have whacked off to her cleavage in 1705, don't tell me you wouldn't.

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Malthus

Quote from: Gups on May 24, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.



You'd have whacked off to her cleavage in 1705, don't tell me you wouldn't.

Sarah Churchill would not have approved. That cleavage was her property.  ;)
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Valmy

All Gentlemen that have a Mind,
To wack off to a Queen that's good and kind;
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Gups on May 24, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.



You'd have whacked off to her cleavage in 1705, don't tell me you wouldn't.

Court protocol has changed since 1705.

Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on May 24, 2017, 12:31:52 PM
All Gentlemen that have a Mind,
To wack off to a Queen that's good and kind;

Put forty shillings on the drum
Those who are willing to pay to come
On shirt and clothes and whatever may
Cover those hills so far away 
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

Quote from: Malthus on May 24, 2017, 12:41:37 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 24, 2017, 12:31:52 PM
All Gentlemen that have a Mind,
To wack off to a Queen that's good and kind;

Put forty shillings on the drum
Those who are willing to pay to come
On shirt and clothes and whatever may
Cover those hills so far away 

:hug:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

I've always been a fan of Queen Anne's legs.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Gups on May 24, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
You'd have whacked off to her cleavage in 1705, don't tell me you wouldn't.

She had major health issues after 30.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.

You would be too if you had something like 17 pregnancies and your child who lived the longest didn't even reach teenage years.
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The Brain

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Gups on May 24, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
You'd have whacked off to her cleavage in 1705, don't tell me you wouldn't.

She had major health issues after 30.

Pints? Stone?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Scipio

Quote from: garbon on May 24, 2017, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.

You would be too if you had something like 17 pregnancies and your child who lived the longest didn't even reach teenage years.
Complications from congenitally contracted syphilis are a fucking bitch, no doubt.
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garbon

Quote from: Scipio on May 24, 2017, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 24, 2017, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2017, 12:13:43 PM
From what I've read, Queen Anne was a bit of a wreck herself.

You would be too if you had something like 17 pregnancies and your child who lived the longest didn't even reach teenage years.
Complications from congenitally contracted syphilis are a fucking bitch, no doubt.

I don't believe that diagnosis for her is a certainty. :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.