National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation: The Megathread

[Caliga]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

[Barrister]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

[Valmy]

Maybe Cal is saying Trump is the Pope

[Caliga]

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

Nobody from Argentina could possibly be evil!

[HVC]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

go back to the true mother church and turn away from your evil ways. Cool Pope will forgive you.

[The Brain]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

+1000

[derspiess]

No shit.

[Syt]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/remaining-countries-on-trumps-itinerary-say-theyd-rather-wait-a-month-and-meet-with-next-president

REMAINING COUNTRIES ON TRUMP'S ITINERARY SAY THEY'D RATHER WAIT A MONTH AND MEET WITH NEXT PRESIDENT

BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump's foreign trip hit a snag on Tuesday, when the remaining countries on his itinerary announced that they would rather "wait a month" and meet with the next President instead.

"It makes no sense for us to roll out the red carpet for Trump when there is going to be a completely different guy in the White House in a month," Hendrik van der Valde, a travel minister for the Belgian government, said. "We very much look forward to hosting the next U.S. President, be it Mike Pence or Paul Ryan or whoever."

Citing the exorbitant costs of hosting a President, the Belgian said it "would be insane" to spend such sums on someone who "only has a few weeks left" in office.

"When a President comes to your country, you have to feed not only him but a whole plane full of people that he brings," the minister added. "Jared Kushner, for example, eats a ton, and no one even knows what he does."

nato ministers, who had been slated to meet with Trump in Brussels on Thursday, voted unanimously last night to reschedule the meeting for June to accommodate his replacement.

According to one nato minister, "We don't see why we should be speaking to Donald Trump when even Melania isn't doing that."

[alfred russel]

Has anyone realize that "pope" is just one letter away from being "pepe"? Maybe the pope is just worried people will make the connection.

[Barrister]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

go back to the true mother church and turn away from your evil ways. Cool Pope will forgive you.

That sounds exactly like someone who follows the Anti-Christ would say.

I don't need "Cool Pope" to forgive me.  I only need Jesus to forgive me.   

[Jacob]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

Not even remotely. Prosperity gospel followers et. al. have a much clearer claim on that title.

[Eddie Teach]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

I thought he was the Whore of Babylon.

[HVC]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

go back to the true mother church and turn away from your evil ways. Cool Pope will forgive you.

That sounds exactly like someone who follows the Anti-Christ would say.

I don't need "Cool Pope" to forgive me.  I only need Jesus to forgive me.   

Jesus cursed a fig tree cause he was hangry, you can't trust that dude to be rational.

[The Brain]

The Pope standing next to the Antichrist and his she-demons.

The Pope *is* the Anti-Christ.

I thought he was the Whore of Babylon.

Didn't you say Green Day was an exception?

[Eddie Teach]

I have no idea what you're talking about.