National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation: The Megathread

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The Larch

#45
May 24, 2017, 06:47:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2017, 06:40:08 AM


Francis doesn't seem to be enjoying himself much with the meeting.  :lol:

Also, hot women wearing mantillas? Must be a first.  :P

The Larch

#46
May 24, 2017, 06:49:29 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 24, 2017, 06:45:52 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2017, 06:42:43 AM
Quote from: The Larch on May 24, 2017, 05:01:07 AM
Apparently this was Trump's message in the memorial book at the Yad Vashem.

Compare with Obama:

Well, one is the seemingly honest reaction of an impulsive moron, the other is the run of the mill, crafted-to-soullessness reaction of a professional politician.

I know it's a jab at the comments on the other thread, but come on. Trump's reads as if it was a restaurant review.  :lol:

garbon

#47
May 24, 2017, 07:13:37 AM
Actually, in all fairness, I'd say that this seems like something irrelevant to pick on him on. After all, he didn't tell any lies in the guestbook. :D
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Syt

#48
May 24, 2017, 07:20:04 AM
And he stayed within his 140 character limit. :P
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Zanza

#49
May 24, 2017, 07:41:35 AM
Why are his ties always too long? Shouldn't someone tell him eventually?

Syt

#50
May 24, 2017, 07:42:04 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2017, 06:40:08 AM


Twitter reactions:
QuoteThat awkward moment when you're Pope and you accidentally gatecrash a satanic ritual

QuotePope: "I want to go home"
Aide: "You are home"
"I hate this"
"Just smile"
"These people are awful"
"Be nice"
"I want an ice cream"

QuoteFilm plot: The utterly horrific main character's dad dies but returns as a ghost to try and make his son into a better person.


I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Syt

#51
May 24, 2017, 07:49:29 AM
Also, Melania really doesn't like being touched by him, does she?

Rome:


Israel:

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#52
May 24, 2017, 07:51:28 AM
Also, Melania really doesn't like being touched by him, does she?

Rome:


Israel:

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

grumbler

#53
May 24, 2017, 08:20:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2017, 07:49:29 AM
Also, Melania really doesn't like being touched by him, does she?

Rome:


Israel:



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CountDeMoney

#54
May 24, 2017, 09:01:50 AM
She lets him know when she's pissed, that's for sure.

derspiess

#55
May 24, 2017, 09:08:51 AM
Can't imagine her being high maintenance or anything.
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Fate

#56
May 24, 2017, 09:12:34 AM
She better get in line or she's going to get replaced by Ivanka.

CountDeMoney

#57
May 24, 2017, 09:26:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 24, 2017, 09:08:51 AM
Can't imagine her being high maintenance or anything.

A fashion model from the Balkans?  Go fig, right?

Ed Anger

#58
May 24, 2017, 11:14:45 AM
She will submit to the power of the orb.
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Duque de Bragança

#59
May 24, 2017, 11:25:08 AM
Quote from: The Larch on May 24, 2017, 06:47:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2017, 06:40:08 AM


Francis doesn't seem to be enjoying himself much with the meeting.  :lol:

Also, hot women wearing mantillas? Must be a first.  :P

Who are they mourning?  :P
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