Eurovision 2017

[Liep]

First semi final is tonight and they have three men as hosts. Now I know why, but really I would've expected at least one knockout gorgeous woman as host from the Ukrainians.

[Liep]

Sweden is one guy singing a boring pop song with four male dancers that must've been booked as models because they can't really dance.

Disappointing.

[Zanza]

What unknown trainwreck participates for the Reich?

[Liep]

Pyrotechnics! And a revealing dress from the Georgian. Decent ballad.

[Liep]

What unknown trainwreck participates for the Reich?

I don't even know who's in it for Denmark. It's been a very quiet year this time except for the Russian trolling/ban.

[Liep]

Montenegro is going with a meter long ponytail, a see through shirt and a skirt with glimmer pants underneath. Full Eurovision and a stark contrast to Belgium that tried to do as little Eurovision as possible.

[Liep]

First time I've see someone do the helicopter on stage.

[Admiral Yi]

Would have been helpful to mention Montenegro is a dude. 

Georgia's accent is bizarre.  Who's she trying to imitate?  Maybe Tina Turner?

[Liep]

Our commentator felt the need to remind the viewers that it's still a "hetero-safe" programme. Whatever that means.

[Malthus]

Our commentator felt the need to remind the viewers that it's still a "hetero-safe" programme. Whatever that means.

Apparently, safe from having any heterosexual person interested in it. 

(It is probably homo-safe too!  ).

[Liep]

Finland going for the Hard Rock Hallelujag effect with a goth girl and a guy with a horse head on a ladder.

[Liep]

Greece has something this year.

[garbon]

Our commentator felt the need to remind the viewers that it's still a "hetero-safe" programme. Whatever that means.

Apparently, safe from having any heterosexual person interested in it. 

(It is probably homo-safe too!  ).

I feel Eurovision must be something like religion. Get them hooked early or else.

[Liep]

Poland has no butter churning girls but still I'm almost sure Caligula would approve.

[Liep]

Moldova has the Sax. 12 points.