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Started by Razgovory, April 12, 2017, 02:08:23 PM

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Razgovory

April 12, 2017, 02:08:23 PM
Since nobody else will do it, it falls on me, a person Berkut hates, to wish him a happy Birthday.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

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April 12, 2017, 02:13:03 PM
:cheers:
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HVC

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April 12, 2017, 02:30:26 PM
:cheers:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

#3
April 12, 2017, 02:33:54 PM
Happy Birthday Jeff! :hug:
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Berkut

#4
April 12, 2017, 02:38:52 PM
LOL, thanks Raz. And everyone else. It's been a bang up year!
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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derspiess

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April 12, 2017, 03:11:46 PM
Happy Berkutday!  :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

citizen k

#6
April 12, 2017, 04:54:33 PM
Great booze up, Berkie!
:cheers:

Ed Anger

#7
April 12, 2017, 07:18:28 PM
45? I thought you was younger. Christ, you olds.

I'll eat a slice of Apple Pie in your honor.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#8
April 12, 2017, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 12, 2017, 07:18:28 PM
45? I thought you was younger. Christ, you olds.

I'll eat a slice of Apple Pie in your honor.

He was.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#9
April 12, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
Happy birthday man.  I am drinking a Coors Light right now so we'll say it's in your honor.  :cheers:
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Ed Anger

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April 12, 2017, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 12, 2017, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 12, 2017, 07:18:28 PM
45? I thought you was younger. Christ, you olds.

I'll eat a slice of Apple Pie in your honor.

He was.

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crazy canuck

#11
April 12, 2017, 08:48:59 PM
Happy Birthday Berkut!  :cheers:

Ed Anger

#12
April 12, 2017, 09:02:13 PM
FYI, the Apple Pie was delicious.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tonitrus

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April 12, 2017, 09:24:37 PM

Grinning_Colossus

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April 12, 2017, 09:38:27 PM
 :berkut: :beer:
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?
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