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Started by Grinning_Colossus, April 09, 2017, 09:41:42 PM

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Scotland should...

...become the poorest province of the glorious Scandinavian Union.
5 (15.6%)
...combine with Ireland to become Gaeland.
6 (18.8%)
...join Canada, which isn't stupid.
3 (9.4%)
...stick with the bloody English.
18 (56.3%)

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Grinning_Colossus

April 09, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
For Scotland, the possibilities are as limitless as the future is bright. Cast your vote!
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Ed Anger

#1
April 09, 2017, 09:47:47 PM
Die in a fire
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Monoriu

#2
April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.

Habbaku

#3
April 09, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
Declare independence, restore the Stuarts, then invade England to bring about the Restoration.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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Valmy

#4
April 09, 2017, 10:45:44 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 09, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
Declare independence, restore the Stuarts, then invade England to bring about the Restoration.

Of course the current Jacobite claimant is some German so really you would just be exchanging Germans for Germans at this point :P
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Habbaku

#5
April 09, 2017, 11:00:48 PM
As long as it's the correct German.  :mad:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

CountDeMoney

#6
April 09, 2017, 11:09:54 PM

PDH

#7
April 09, 2017, 11:10:49 PM
They should import all of the people in America who claim Scottish ancestry, then sell the vital bodily parts of these people to fund their new independent nation.
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derspiess

#8
April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(
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HVC

#9
April 10, 2017, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(

and you're both the worst for it :console:
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derspiess

#10
April 10, 2017, 08:36:48 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 10, 2017, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(

and you're both the worst for it :console:

No shit.
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Grey Fox

#11
April 10, 2017, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.

They have no plans to get rid of the Queen.
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Grinning_Colossus

#12
April 10, 2017, 08:41:48 AM
They should consider hiring a Scottish actor as king.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

garbon

#13
April 10, 2017, 09:20:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 10, 2017, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.

They have no plans to get rid of the Queen.

While still more favored keeping Queen than not, I believe polls before last independence run had the % wanting to keep the monarchy at much lower levels than the wider UK.
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Ed Anger

#14
April 10, 2017, 12:27:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2017, 11:09:54 PM


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