I have obtained my: third honorary title

[Admiral Yi]

Speaking of, there were numerous sheep farms, which went well with the barbecue mutton I had for lunch.

[Caliga]

 

[Admiral Yi]

I thought i saw the makings of a very tenuous, convoluted joke about sheep farms not being a good side dish for mutton bbq and/or how eating mutton bbq increases one's desire to fornicate with livestock.

[Caliga]

I see. 

Speaking of livestock, the reason I drove out there today was to buy a robot pony for my niece from some dude Princesca found on Craigslist. 

[Valmy]

4/5th the size of England, but with a tenth of the population density. 

Probably less than that.  There were stretches of miles when we were on the Natcher Parkway this morning where we didn't see another car at all, and the only scenery was trees on either side of the interstate with the occasional farm.

According to Shielbh's housing thread that sounds a bit like England.   

[Valmy]

@Valmy

I just wanted to give you an authentic taste of what being an actual Scottish Laird would have been like.

[Caliga]

I claim prima nocte on all of the fair maidens living on my one square foot fief. 

[Ed Anger]

Hello, fellow European landholder!

[CountDeMoney]

Cal claims Prima Nachos at the Mobil snack bar.

MAH DIVINE RIGHT OF CHEESE

[Caliga]

Hello, fellow European landholder!

Should we: forge an alliance against England!

[derspiess]

I see. 

Speaking of livestock, the reason I drove out there today was to buy a robot pony for my niece from some dude Princesca found on Craigslist. 

Beware.  We all learned the truth about them on Mothership Zeta.

[Ed Anger]

Mr. Hands version $2000 extra.

[CountDeMoney]

That advertisement makes me feel weird, in all the ways I don't want to.

[Ed Anger]

Brain is getting a money order prepared.