Help Yi Buy a Car

[CountDeMoney]

You went to Wrangler Country?  Good for you    #BerkutInThreeTwoOne

[Admiral Yi]

And it fits in the car port. 

[CountDeMoney]

You get the hard top or soft?  4 door or 2?

[Admiral Yi]

Hard, 4, fire engine red, auto tranny, manual windows and locks*, smokers' kit.

* One issue already is there is no easy way to unlock the back doors from outside.  Gotta reach over the seat from the front.

Also (not really an issue) you can't baby these doors closed.  Gotta put some shoulder into it.

[11B4V]

this thread is bullshit without pics. 

[Grey Fox]

Makes me want to buy a Wrangler.

[Admiral Yi]

I've got a pic on my non-internet handy, no clue how to load up to interwebs.

I could text it to one of y'all if you wanted to make the effort.

[CountDeMoney]

auto tranny,

Well, you're new at this, I suppose.   Good choice, the 4-door is a better ride, and it's an actual back seat that an adult can fit in.

Here, start your spending now:  www.quadratec.com
   

Not for nothing, but I do suggest hood locks or a hood bolt.  Wranglers are still the only vehicle that you can open the hood from the outside--and it would really piss you off one morning, just to find your battery missing.  Just sayin'.

I have locks for my hood, my wheels, my doors, my gas cap and my license plates.  I have more keys for my Jeep than all the other keys on my key ring. 

[Admiral Yi]

 

I think I'll be OK living here in Lake Wobegone.

[CountDeMoney]

I think I'll be OK living here in Lake Wobegone.

Whatever you say, River City.  #OpiodStrong

[Ed Anger]

I welcome Yi to the Jeep brotherhood. #noBerkutsallowed

[Admiral Yi]

Thank you brother Boner.

[CountDeMoney]

Don't let him fool you, Yi.  He has a soccermom Grand Cherokee.  Off-white. The "Strudel Ice" package.

[Ed Anger]

AHEM. Dark Red. 

[Jacob]

AHEM. Dark Red. 

Blood red.