Hoosier Daddy: What does a PENCE presidency look like?

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derspiess

November 11, 2016, 11:16:18 PM
Since DG decided to create a Trump impeachment thread, I figured it's "never too early" to have a Pence Administration thread.  So, you know-- post all your hyperbolic Seedyesque stuff about Pence here.
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Valmy

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November 11, 2016, 11:18:33 PM
DOOOOOM. Death camps for all gays.
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Grinning_Colossus

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November 11, 2016, 11:31:43 PM
I would assume that Trump made the same offer to Pence as he did to Kasich--that, as VP, he'd be in charge of domestic and foreign policy--so, barring the occasional temper tantrum, a Pence presidency is what we'll have anyway.
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Admiral Yi

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November 12, 2016, 02:50:57 AM
I was a fan of Pence after I read an op-ed by him in the NYT about how the deficit neutrality of Obamacare was a con job built on a politically impossibility of denying annual Medicare price adjustments to medical providers.

I need more information before i can judge for myself whether he is a really a Christian wacko.  I would not be good with it if he was.

katmai

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November 12, 2016, 02:56:21 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 12, 2016, 02:50:57 AM


I need more information before i can judge for myself whether he is a really a Christian wacko.  I would not be good with it if he was.


If only there was way to see what he did as Governor....
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November 12, 2016, 03:51:05 AM
I don't know anything about him so I assume his presidency would suck AIDS ass.
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November 12, 2016, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 12, 2016, 03:51:05 AM
I don't know anything about him so I assume his presidency would suck AIDS ass.

"Funny" you should say that. He caused an outbreak by closing down clinics in Indiana.
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Liep

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November 12, 2016, 06:32:31 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 12, 2016, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 12, 2016, 03:51:05 AM
I don't know anything about him so I assume his presidency would suck AIDS ass.

"Funny" you should say that. He caused an outbreak by closing down clinics in Indiana.

Is 'closing down clinics' an euphemism for unprotected sex?
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November 12, 2016, 07:24:33 AM
Quote from: Liep on November 12, 2016, 06:32:31 AM
Is 'closing down clinics' an euphemism for unprotected sex?
Being HIV positive and having AIDS is not the same thing.
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