What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Eddie Teach]

Under 40 bucks on Amazon.

[CountDeMoney]

"Fire and fury!"

[Ed Anger]

https://mobile.twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/812030555021787137

*cough cough*

[Ed Anger]

Under 40 bucks on Amazon.

OVERNIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

[mongers]

I suddenly feel a need to take inventory.

AMMO: CHECK
FOOD AND WATER: CHECK
GEIGER COUNTER: GODDAMMIT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING

You won't get him, he's already been drafted in as next WH press spokesman.

[mongers]

OK where's Timmay when we need him along with his MF mutating Korea thread? 


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416

North Korea says considering missile strike near Guam

1 hour ago

North Korea says it is considering missile strikes near the US Pacific territory of Guam, just hours after President Donald Trump threatened Pyongyang with "fire and fury".

The North's official news agency said it was mulling a plan to fire medium-to-long-range rockets around Guam, where US strategic bombers are based.

The statement marks a sharp rise in rhetoric between the two countries.

The UN recently approved further economic sanctions against the country.

President Trump's comments followed a media report that claimed the North had made a nuclear warhead small enough to fit inside its missiles.

The Washington Post report, which cited US intelligence officials, suggests North Korea is developing nuclear weapons capable of hitting the US at a much faster rate than expected.

The North's official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said its military was "carefully examining the operational plan for making an enveloping fire at the areas around Guam with medium-to-long-range strategic ballistic rocket Hwasong-12".

It said the plan would be reported to the Supreme Command after "full examination and completion" and put into practice at the order of leader Kim Jong-un, South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported.

....

[Ed Anger]

I suddenly feel a need to take inventory.

AMMO: CHECK
FOOD AND WATER: CHECK
GEIGER COUNTER: GODDAMMIT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING

You won't get him, he's already been drafted in as next WH press spokesman.

[dps]

So, a perv, a con artist, and a fascist walk into a bar.  The barkeep says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

I can't take credit for that one;  I found it on a YouTube video of church readerboards.

[FunkMonk]

Donald needs to strike now, while I am out of Nork missile range.

DO IT DONNIE, DO IT

[Ed Anger]

Donald needs to strike now, while I am out of Nork missile range.

DO IT DONNIE, DO IT

TURN YOUR KEY SIR.

[PDH]

The problem is that the North Koreans mix long range with North Korean Reliability (tm).  That means anyplace in the US is a possible endpoint now, no matter what the target might be.

[Grey Fox]

Montreal, unless nuked directly, is pretty safe from any direct nuclear fall out.

If you guys need somewhere to hide.

[HVC]

On the plus side a nuclear winter will help offset global warming.

[Zanza]

Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. The first document is prepared around 9:30 a.m. and the follow-up, around 4:30 p.m. Former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer both wanted the privilege of delivering the 20-to-25-page packet to President Trump personally, White House sources say.

These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, don't contain top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful.

https://news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house

[FunkMonk]