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What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: 11B4V on May 26, 2017, 11:29:58 PM
Is there any "normal" fuckers in that entire crew.

Hey, don't want to elect a woman?  Enjoy all that fat, juicy Russian cock.  Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, so much Russian cock, mmmmm.

Morons.

garbon

Are Russian cocks diseased or something? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Yes, yes they are.  Diseased with oligarchical corruption and anti-democratic values.

Ed Anger

I put my trust in the all powerful orb.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tonitrus


Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Wrong meme, Ed.  Pence is WH40K, Sessions is CSA.



Ed Anger

I will accept Waltoncube however.

QuoteBILL WALTON'S LOGIC ESSENTIAL WALTONCUBE

Attention Misguided Reason Followers

Waltoncube is absolute economy of thought.
Cubeless thinking begets common sense.
Cubeless thinking allows for REASON GOD.
Your IGNORANCE of Waltoncube is evil.

Basketball is not a single game
Baskteball is 4 games cubed 4 × 1/4,
producing quarterly cube halved.
You are so stupid that you were educted
to think one game is single and not cubed.
Learning and attentiveness has RETARDED you.
TIME CUBE explains only 1/4 UNIVERSAL LAWS
Spectatorship is evil without cubic thought.
Waltoncube invalidates all common logic.

Bill Walton understands quartered professional game.
Attentive fans are EVIL to embrace single game thought.
Bill Walton is quartered superior to REASON GOD.
Bill Walton can accept simultaneous greatness
because of cubic thought.
Every player can be "greatest of all time" because
of WALTONCUBE paradigm that invalidates REASON GOD.
Every team can be simultaneously "worst of all time"
because Waltoncube logic negates reason paradigmn.

You are composed of 4 × 1/4 retarded quarters.
All quarters are simultaneous, comprising your stupidity.
NOT accepting Waltoncubein favor of reason is EVIL AND STUPID.
Players who make turnovers during 4 × 1/4 game are worst of all time.
The same player making shot then becomes greatest ever SIMULTANEOUSLY.
ONLY BILL WALTON UNDERSTANDS THIS,
and you have been learned dumb from evil
announcers with insight, credentials, and experience.


4 quarter reality of single game is VALIDATED,
disproving REASON GOD.
4 quarter logic PROVEN OBVIOUS by WALTONCUBE.
All existence obeys Waltoncube PARADIGM.
All logic surrenders to Bill Walton and quartered paradigm.
Not even timecube theory can compare, and is stupid and evil.
Stop your retarded dumbness, and embrace Waltoncube.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

QuoteBo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School



DAYTON, OH—Calling on the 2017 class of canines to make the most of their training as they head out into the world, former first dog Bo Obama delivered a stirring commencement speech Friday to graduates of the Dayton Obedience School. "It was such an honor to have Bo Obama encouraging these fresh-faced young pups to seize their future and sit, stay, or heel as instructed," said Dayton Obedience School administrator Hannah Muley, noting that the former first dog was the school's most notable speaker since Moose from Frasier addressed graduates in 1998. "It was incredible to hear Bo's stories about his time in Washington and how the impulse control skills that he learned at our institution helped him overcome the adversity he faced at the White House. Here was living proof that no goal is out of reach if you're a good dog, such a good dog." The speech was not welcomed by all, however, as several of the graduating canines reportedly walked out in protest due to Bo's controversial stance on neutering.

The Larch


Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

There were 44 other presidential rifles?

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

700 bucks? Obama's plates were more affordable. Or at least that was what Spicey told me.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."