How to talk to women wearing burkinis without being an idiot

Started by Grinning_Colossus, September 01, 2016, 09:51:59 AM

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Grinning_Colossus

Many of the shapely sisters on the beaches are tempting me to carnal sin. How does one respectfully approach a woman wearing a burkini to suggest a day of fornication on the beach?
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The Brain

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alfred russel

GC, this is a good question. I think this clip from Scarface is a good tutorial on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKpXTy-sCxg
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