Night clubs

[Josquius]

In an effort to make a real thread amidst the wtf. .....

Night clubs suck.
It is known.
Yet in the modern world is seemingly impossible to socialise without following the idiots who enjoy them.
How do/did you cope?

Are you one of those people who actually likes them? (For teh gays :p)

[LaCroix]

I don't think north dakota has any night clubs. you could always move here 

[Hamilcar]

Night clubs are for sexually frustrated imbeciles.

[Eddie Teach]

Try christianmingle.com.

[Hamilcar]

Try christianmingle.com.

[11B4V]

I stopped going to bars a decade ago.

[Admiral Yi]

Night clubs are an exercise in status affirmation.  If you're pretty, rich, or famous and it's important to you that other people recognize those qualities, night clubs are good places to do it.

[Solmyr]

I don't go to mainstream night clubs. I go to ones that play music that I like, i.e. gothic, indie, post-punk, and 80s bands.

[Martinus]

I used to go almost weekly with 3 other friends for about 2-3 years, but stopped about 6 years ago or so. It was enjoyable but got boring eventually.

For me the key aspect I liked was the communal part of it, it felt almost like a religious ritual of sorts at first.

[Monoriu]

Never been to a night club before. 

[Razgovory]

Never been to a night club before.

They are tricky, it doesn't work when you show up during the day.

[Monoriu]

Never been to a night club before.

They are tricky, it doesn't work when you show up during the day.

They are too expensive for me, I have no clue what I am supposed to do when I am there, I don't really drink, I imagine there is no point to go there alone, I hate getting home late, and females don't like me is one of the four (five?) fundamental forces of nature. 

[Martinus]

Never been to a night club before.

They are tricky, it doesn't work when you show up during the day.

It's like the haunted houses.

[Sheilbh]

They're failing in the UK and the US:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/not-going-out-why-millennials-are-no-longer-going-to-night-clubs-10449036.html

I don't think I know anyone who really goes out to nightclubs any more, apart from the occasional gay club.

[Martinus]

They're failing in the UK and the US:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/not-going-out-why-millennials-are-no-longer-going-to-night-clubs-10449036.html

I don't think I know anyone who really goes out to nightclubs any more, apart from the occasional gay club.

Who needs night clubs when you have tinder and grindr?

That being said I don't think I ever hooked up for sex at a night club - I find the experience too undignifying*. But many of my friends did.

*It's also difficult to explain with sign language that you don't do anal and are not all that crazy about blowjobs either.