What do you do about a pigeon with a broken wing?

Started by Martinus, August 25, 2016, 07:47:38 AM

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The Brain

#15
August 25, 2016, 09:51:00 AM
You do nothing, FFS.
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derspiess

#16
August 25, 2016, 10:27:32 AM
No shit.
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Martinus

#17
August 25, 2016, 11:14:59 AM
I went to check on the pigeon. It was gone. There was however one pigeon feather left on the site. :ph34r:

Valmy

#18
August 25, 2016, 11:17:49 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 25, 2016, 11:14:59 AM
I went to check on the pigeon. It was gone. There was however one pigeon feather left on the site. :ph34r:

A clue!



They are on the case
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Martinus

#19
August 25, 2016, 11:20:28 AM
 :lol:

Hamilcar

#20
August 25, 2016, 12:23:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2016, 11:17:49 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 25, 2016, 11:14:59 AM
I went to check on the pigeon. It was gone. There was however one pigeon feather left on the site. :ph34r:

A clue!



They are on the case

Hahahah excellent reference.

Oexmelin

#21
August 25, 2016, 02:46:11 PM
Did you take this broken wing?
Que le grand cric me croque !

Savonarola

#22
August 25, 2016, 03:18:30 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 25, 2016, 08:37:12 AM


:lol:

When I saw this thread title I immediately thought, "Take him home and turn him into a pie, of course."  I had Bastilla for lunch in honor of Marti's pigeon, (though, this being the United States, it was chicken Bastilla, not pigeon.)
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Eddie Teach

#23
August 25, 2016, 03:46:04 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on August 25, 2016, 02:46:11 PM
Did you take this broken wing?

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Oexmelin

#24
August 25, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 25, 2016, 03:46:04 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on August 25, 2016, 02:46:11 PM
Did you take this broken wing?

And Learn to Fly again, learn to live so free?

It's a worthwhile pedagogical goal, Mister. 

Que le grand cric me croque !

11B4V

#25
August 25, 2016, 05:40:04 PM
Fry it up and eat it.
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#26
August 25, 2016, 07:51:18 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 25, 2016, 09:14:23 AM


The pigeon is probably disease-ridden. :P

I am more concerned if it is too old.  The meat on young pigeons is more tender :mmm:

Savonarola

#27
August 25, 2016, 08:24:21 PM
Although, to continue on with the Tom Lehrer theme you could have poisoned him.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

CountDeMoney

#28
August 25, 2016, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on August 25, 2016, 02:46:11 PM
Did you take this broken wing?

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