YES!!! I can legally give my dog a handjob now!

Started by Josephus, June 09, 2016, 02:14:20 PM

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Josephus

June 09, 2016, 02:14:20 PM
Civis Romanus Sum

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Malthus

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June 09, 2016, 02:26:24 PM
Lucky you.  :P

BTW, wasn't there a reality show in the UK featuring some soccer player's wife giving a pig a handjob on a farm, for semen collection/breeding purposes?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

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June 09, 2016, 02:43:47 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2016, 02:49:04 PM by DGuller
I once saw a Youtube video with some Eastern European farmers lending a hand to the male horse.  He had some trouble guiding it in on his own.  I have no idea how I got to that video.  :hmm:

garbon

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June 09, 2016, 03:00:11 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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