Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?

Started by Malthus, June 09, 2016, 12:45:23 PM

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Razgovory on June 11, 2016, 03:17:31 PM
Baby ghosts can't write things backward in the mirror.

Ghosts are formed when bitter people can't move on from this life to the next. Baby minds aren't complex enough to be that bitter.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

I snorted my diet coke out my nose. Ass.

:lol:
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mongers

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

Simple, Tim's a ghost-writer.


For what, I have no bloody idea.
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dps

Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2016, 10:55:05 AM
So long as they're a) no longer there or b) no longer smell, sure.

If the body went undiscovered since the 1920s, I doubt there was much of a smell to worry about.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

:D
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.


Malthus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 11, 2016, 07:11:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 11, 2016, 03:17:31 PM
Baby ghosts can't write things backward in the mirror.

Ghosts are formed when bitter people can't move on from this life to the next. Baby minds aren't complex enough to be that bitter.

I'd hate to face a tantrum from beyond the grave.  :D
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Siege

This is probably the worst thread i have ever seen here  in languish.


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