UEFA Euro 2016

[Valmy]

Would everybody be talking mostly in memes like Legbiter? 

[crazy canuck]

[Valmy]

I like the "whale sightseeing industry" 

[Duque de Bragança]

I like the "whale sightseeing industry" 

Given the obesity epidemic in the US, this could be a new source of jobs in the US too! 

[Valmy]

Given the obesity epidemic in the US, this could be a new source of jobs in the US too! 

No no that is not what the joke is about.

[The Brain]

Earthquake surveillance is hard work.

[The Brain]

Given the obesity epidemic in the US, this could be a new source of jobs in the US too! 

No no that is not what the joke is about.

It's about the band, right?

[Zanza]

After the biggest humiliation in England's history after last Friday, the English national team announced that they didn't want to rush things before their departure. Despite their loss against Iceland the country wants to continue playing at the Euros and slowly withdraw from the tournament in the coming two years.

The English coach showed himself to be diplomatic after their loss. "We acknowledge our exit. We expect it to take place under a new head coach who will be appointed until October. Furthermore UEFA has to await an official request according to article 50.

The end result struck the British island hard and unexpected. Many football players feel misled:"We didn't knew, that you'd lose if you let the ball into the net goal", said star footballer Wayne Rooney. In a petition 100.000 Britons demanded a reschedulingof the match.

Some Britons however found themselves in an optimistic mood. "At first glance it looks like a big loss for England" says right-wing populist Nigel Farage. "But I see a great victory for the little man over the arrogant Elite. We got our country back and are finally on our own."

The Rating agencies however came out less optimistic. Moody's striped the country of its AAA rating and downgraded it to a HAHAHA.

[HVC]

God fucking dammit.

[Josquius]

YAY POLAND!

Portugal- the Nigel Farage of the footballing world.

[Liep]

That streaker will feel it tomorrow. Ouch.

[Liep]

Sanchez is some kid, 18 years old and so composed in a shoot out in the Euros.

[Sheilbh]

Sanchez is some kid, 18 years old and so composed in a shoot out in the Euros.

And excellent before...

[Liep]

Sanchez is some kid, 18 years old and so composed in a shoot out in the Euros.

And excellent before...

[Liep]

5 ties and in the semis!