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Started by Caliga, June 30, 2009, 01:25:41 PM

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Caliga

June 30, 2009, 01:25:41 PM
Breaking News: Minnesota Supreme Court declares Franken to be the winner in November's election. :wub:
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Valmy

#1
June 30, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darnit the Minnesota Supreme Court likes him.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

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June 30, 2009, 01:30:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darnit doggone it the Minnesota Supreme Court likes him.
Fixed.  :mad:
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Neil

#3
June 30, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
:lol:

America is shamed yet again.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Caliga

#4
June 30, 2009, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
:lol:

America is shamed yet again.
I think his comedian credentials trump the usual lawyer, entrepreneur, and "social activist" (  :rolleyes: ) credentials of the usual gang of idiots who get elected.  :mad:
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Valmy

#5
June 30, 2009, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 30, 2009, 01:30:56 PM
Fixed.  :mad:

Oh come now that bit is about 15 years old now.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

#6
June 30, 2009, 01:38:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 30, 2009, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
:lol:

America is shamed yet again.
I think his comedian credentials trump the usual lawyer, entrepreneur, and "social activist" (  :rolleyes: ) credentials of the usual gang of idiots who get elected.  :mad:
He was never really that funny, and got less so when he went from being a subpar comedian to being an ultra-left lunatic.
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Valmy

#7
June 30, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:38:37 PM
He was never really that funny

:ultra:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

#8
June 30, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:38:37 PM
He was never really that funny

:ultra:
Really?  Your lack of taste must surely be passing into the realms of legend by now.
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Razgovory

#9
June 30, 2009, 02:03:22 PM
About fucking time.  Holding up the process to fucking June is a disgrace.
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Savonarola

#10
June 30, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
Proving, once again, that the seventeenth amendment was the worst addition to the Constitution.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Valmy

#11
June 30, 2009, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
Really?  Your lack of taste must surely be passing into the realms of legend by now.

Obviously that was a long time ago but that was one of my favorite eras of SNL as it had Phil Hartman who I do think was hilarious.

I did enjoy his Stuart Smalley bit though.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

#12
June 30, 2009, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2009, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 30, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
Really?  Your lack of taste must surely be passing into the realms of legend by now.

Obviously that was a long time ago but that was one of my favorite eras of SNL as it had Phil Hartman who I do think was hilarious.
Just because you work with people who are talented does not make you talented yourself.  See:  Pauly Shore, the Ankh Warrior.  You'll get no argument from me that people like Hartman and Miller are giants in SNL history.
QuoteI did enjoy his Stuart Smalley bit though.
It was pretty lame.
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Sophie Scholl

#13
June 30, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 30, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
Proving, once again, that the seventeenth amendment was the worst addition to the Constitution.   :(
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#14
June 30, 2009, 03:40:51 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 30, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
Proving, once again, that the seventeenth amendment was the worst addition to the Constitution.   :(
I think the Nineteenth Amendment is offended.
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