Merkel allows prosecution of German comedian who mocked Turkish president

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Eddie Teach

#90
April 26, 2016, 05:30:36 PM
Also, Ide has annointed you the champion of the Left.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#91
April 26, 2016, 05:52:33 PM
Does Ide still post?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#92
April 26, 2016, 06:09:26 PM
Not often enough.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Zanza

#93
May 17, 2016, 01:52:48 PM
A German court has issued a preliminary injunction against Böhmermann today. He may no longer recite parts of his poem. If he does, he can face jail time or a fine. Other parts of the poem are considered protected under free speech. They basically said it is fine to satirize Erdogan for his attacks against liberty and against the Kurds, but it is not okay to call him a pedophile or say he's into bestiality. The latter violate him in his personal dignity, whereas the former are something a head of state must accept as valid criticism.

derspiess

#94
May 17, 2016, 01:59:01 PM
Can someone point me to the actual German text of the poem?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Zanza

#95
May 17, 2016, 02:01:34 PM
QuoteSackdoof, feige und verklemmt,
ist Erdogan, der Präsident
Sein Gelöt stinkt schlimm nach Döner,
selbst ein Schweinefurz riecht schöner.
Er ist der Mann, der Mädchen schlägt
und dabei Gummimasken trägt.
Am liebsten mag er Ziegen ficken
und Minderheiten unterdrücken.
Kurden treten, Christen hauen
und dabei Kinderpornos schauen.
Und selbst abends heißt's statt schlafen
Fellatio mit 100 Schafen.
Ja, Erdogan ist voll und ganz
ein Präsident mit kleinem Schwanz.
Jeden Türken hört man flöten,
die dumme Sau hat Schrumpelklöten.
Von Ankara bis Istanbul
weiß jeder Mann,
dieser Mann ist schwul, pervers, verlaust und zoophil,
Recep, Fritzl, Priklopil.
Sein Kopf so leer wie seine Eier,
der Star auf jeder Gangbangfeier,
bis der Schwanz beim Pinkeln brennt.
Das ist Recep Erdogan, der türkische Präsident.

derspiess

#96
May 17, 2016, 02:02:52 PM
Danke :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#99
May 17, 2016, 03:21:20 PM
I've seen the English translation-- not hard to find.  Just wanted the original text.  Might post on FB for shits & gigs.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Maladict

#101
May 20, 2016, 04:47:38 AM


QuoteI'm pleased to announce that we have a winner of The Spectator's President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, and here it is:

    There was a young fellow from Ankara

    Who was a terrific wankerer

    Till he sowed his wild oats

    With the help of a goat

    But he didn't even stop to thankera.

The author of this winning entry is former Mayor of London and chief Brexiteer, Boris Johnson MP.

celedhring

#102
May 20, 2016, 10:50:27 AM
That's a pretty poor winner.  :huh:

garbon

#103
May 20, 2016, 10:59:10 AM
Yeah, really dreadful.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Zanza

#104
May 20, 2016, 11:03:12 AM
I doubt he won on the merit of this poem...
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