New Reality Show Is Basically the Stephen King Novel The Running Man

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Martinus

#15
March 19, 2016, 05:07:19 AM
Is he married to Michele Bachmann? If so, he stares the eldritch horror in the face on a daily basis.

Razgovory

#16
March 19, 2016, 01:53:10 PM
I think King retired the Bachman persona after it came out it was him.
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grumbler

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March 19, 2016, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 18, 2016, 03:16:08 PM
Yeah, I don't know who this "Stephen King" guy is, might be R.B.'s current nom de plume so he can write really fucked-up horror books without losing his credibility.

Bachman died in 1985 of cancer.
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Jaron

#18
March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Eddie Teach

#19
March 20, 2016, 01:41:51 AM
So that explains the gratuitous Michelle Bachman insults?  :hmm:
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Jaron

#20
March 20, 2016, 01:43:43 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 20, 2016, 01:41:51 AM
So that explains the gratuitous Michelle Bachman insults?  :hmm:

He doesn't like her because she's a woman.
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Capetan Mihali

#21
March 20, 2016, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: grumbler on March 19, 2016, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 18, 2016, 03:16:08 PM
Yeah, I don't know who this "Stephen King" guy is, might be R.B.'s current nom de plume so he can write really fucked-up horror books without losing his credibility.

Bachman died in 1985 of cancer.

Didn't he detonate himself in his own home or fatally collapse during a walk/run 500k?
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Siege

#22
March 20, 2016, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: Jaron on March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.

Where is my brother from another mother?


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grumbler

#23
March 20, 2016, 10:45:58 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 20, 2016, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: Jaron on March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.

Where is my brother from another mother?

Some SEALS shot him and dumped his body in the northern Arabian Sea.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Habbaku

#24
March 21, 2016, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.

It is pretty hilarious that Martinus pays attention to Milo of all people.
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garbon

#25
March 21, 2016, 05:13:43 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 21, 2016, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.

It is pretty hilarious that Martinus pays attention to Milo of all people.

I don't know, I mean he seems like someone whose career has followed a path perfectly suited for having Marti like him.
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Martinus

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March 21, 2016, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 21, 2016, 05:13:43 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 21, 2016, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 19, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
For those who haven't figured it out - Martinus has been listening to some right wing blog with a gay blogger he finds cute so he has decided he is a conservative rabid anti leftist now.

It is pretty hilarious that Martinus pays attention to Milo of all people.

I don't know, I mean he seems like someone whose career has followed a path perfectly suited for having Marti like him.

Elaborate.
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