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Started by Jaron, March 16, 2016, 11:00:03 AM

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March 16, 2016, 11:00:03 AM Last Edit: March 16, 2016, 11:12:07 AM by Jaron
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/03/16/jared-fogle-reportedly-beaten-up-in-prison/

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Pedophile sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle was pummeled by a fellow inmate in a prison smackdown, according to a report.

The former Subway hawker, who is serving a 16-year sentence at Colorado's Englewood FCI, was tackled and punched in the face by a 60-year-old armed robber, TMZ reported.

Steven Nigg, 60, who is serving time on gun charges, left Fogle with a bloody nose, swollen face and scratches on his neck after the recreation yard beatdown on Jan. 29, the site reported.

Nigg, who suffered a small cut on his hand, unleashed his barrage after reaching his boiling point over the number of child sex predators housed in the low-security facility, his relatives told TMZ.

He was punished for his vigilante vengeance with a stint in solitary.

Fogle, a father of two whose claims he lost 200 pounds by eating Subway foot-longs led to his hiring as the company's pitchman, confessed to having sex with teenaged prostitutes.

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Martinus

#1
March 16, 2016, 11:01:06 AM
:bleeding: indeed

Capetan Mihali

#2
March 16, 2016, 11:07:35 AM
Damn, he got 16 years?  Must've been more than just a simple possession of images.

I'm sure he's low risk, so FCI-Englewood's not a crazy place to put him.  But there's almost 1000 prisoners there, surely they've got a group PC unit?  And if so, why wasn't Fogle in there, it's a fundamental of prison life that chomos cannot be tolerated under any circumstances in general population.
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Barrister

#3
March 16, 2016, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 16, 2016, 11:07:35 AM
Damn, he got 16 years?  Must've been more than just a simple possession of images.

I'm sure he's low risk, so FCI-Englewood's not a crazy place to put him.  But there's almost 1000 prisoners there, surely they've got a group PC unit?  And if so, why wasn't Fogle in there, it's a fundamental of prison life that chomos cannot be tolerated under any circumstances in general population.

It's right in the article Jaron quoted.  He also pled to sex with underage prostitutes.
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Capetan Mihali

#4
March 16, 2016, 11:18:27 AM
Asoka.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
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Alcibiades

#5
March 16, 2016, 11:07:00 PM
I thought the title of the thread said Jaron got beat up.  Found it more amusing.   :D
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Razgovory

#6
March 16, 2016, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 16, 2016, 11:07:00 PM
I thought the title of the thread said Jaron got beat up.  Found it more amusing.   :D

Honestly, I've always confused the two.
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Eddie Teach

#7
March 17, 2016, 12:04:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 16, 2016, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 16, 2016, 11:07:00 PM
I thought the title of the thread said Jaron got beat up.  Found it more amusing.   :D

Honestly, I've always confused the two.

Jaron never lost the weight.
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jimmy olsen

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March 17, 2016, 12:06:27 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2016, 02:03:23 AM by jimmy olsen
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2016, 12:04:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 16, 2016, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 16, 2016, 11:07:00 PM
I thought the title of the thread said Jaron got beat up.  Found it more amusing.   :D

Honestly, I've always confused the two.

Jaron never lost the weight.

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#9
March 17, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
Bamboo?
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Jaron

#10
March 17, 2016, 01:23:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2016, 12:04:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 16, 2016, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 16, 2016, 11:07:00 PM
I thought the title of the thread said Jaron got beat up.  Found it more amusing.   :D

Honestly, I've always confused the two.

Jaron never lost the weight.

Why are you being a dick?
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Eddie Teach

#11
March 17, 2016, 01:46:00 AM
I'm just messing with you. Why so sensitive?  :huh:
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jimmy olsen

#12
March 17, 2016, 02:03:35 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Siege

#13
March 17, 2016, 03:46:39 AM
Disappointing.
What happened to Jaron getting beat up by a nigg?


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Jaron

#14
March 17, 2016, 03:48:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on March 17, 2016, 03:46:39 AM
Disappointing.
What happened to Jaron getting beat up by a nigg?

Please don't use that kind of language. It is 2016, not 1916.
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