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Started by alfred russel, February 22, 2016, 02:34:36 PM

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Josquius

#15
February 22, 2016, 04:35:55 PM
She's out of money?
She's not very good at this immigrant thing is she.
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alfred russel

#16
February 22, 2016, 04:46:45 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 22, 2016, 04:35:55 PM
She's out of money?
She's not very good at this immigrant thing is she.

She has also been out of work the past couple months. And she may not be out of money. I'm just guessing on that.
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Valmy

#17
February 22, 2016, 05:01:07 PM
Quote from: Berkut on February 22, 2016, 03:59:19 PM
How hot is she?

Well she clearly is not worthy of Dorsey's Heisman vote. So odds are not good.
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Admiral Yi

#18
February 22, 2016, 05:09:06 PM
Quote from: DGuller on February 22, 2016, 03:36:37 PM
The fact that someone can be here for 16 years on a work visa and still be on very shaky ground is an abomination.  But unfortunately it's not at all unexpected.

Would it have been preferable to deny her application at some point in the past to avoid this situation?

BTW, good work with your articles. :cheers:

alfred russel

#19
February 22, 2016, 05:12:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 22, 2016, 05:01:07 PM

Well she clearly is not worthy of Dorsey's Heisman vote. So odds are not good.

I only get one vote, and I'm holding out for Ken.  :P

If I told you she was cute and into rock climbing (which is how I know her), it seems like the "marry her" chorus would gain momentum. That does however seem like a really bad idea. I'd be willing to help out in other ways though, like helping with legal fees presuming there was a prospect for success.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

The Brain

#20
February 22, 2016, 05:20:26 PM
Marry her.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#21
February 22, 2016, 05:38:04 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 22, 2016, 05:12:58 PM
If I told you she was cute and into rock climbing (which is how I know her),

Take her out a couple times, see how it goes.

I'm not going to recommend helping her commit fraud, but there's nothing wrong with a whirlwind romance...
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alfred russel

#22
February 22, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
The advice to marry a woman so she can stay in the country seems absurdly shortsighted. So she marries me to get a green card and then once she does what happens?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Malthus

#23
February 22, 2016, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 22, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
The advice to marry a woman so she can stay in the country seems absurdly shortsighted. So she marries me to get a green card and then once she does what happens?

Divorces you and gets a generous support package.

In short, a happy ending.  :D
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HVC

#24
February 22, 2016, 05:57:03 PM
A loveless marriage. So like a large percentage of other marriages :lol:
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alfred russel

#25
February 22, 2016, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 22, 2016, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 22, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
The advice to marry a woman so she can stay in the country seems absurdly shortsighted. So she marries me to get a green card and then once she does what happens?

Divorces you and gets a generous support package.

In short, a happy ending.  :D

Exactly. Even if not, who wants the basis of a marriage to be the only available alternative to avoid deportation to what is now a strange third world country?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

DGuller

#26
February 22, 2016, 06:14:21 PM
Introduce her to Seedy, she'll stay in this country for the rest of her life for sure.

MadImmortalMan

#27
February 22, 2016, 06:23:37 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 22, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
The advice to marry a woman so she can stay in the country seems absurdly shortsighted. So she marries me to get a green card and then once she does what happens?

She divorces you and takes half your money, of course. You said she was broke. I bet she's got loans from her GT time too.  :P
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Admiral Yi

#28
February 22, 2016, 06:47:16 PM
A more reasonable course of action might be for her to move to a state that gives illegals drivers' licenses.  No one is being deported right now unless you kill someone.  Things are not likely to change if Hill gets elected.  I know California gives illegals licenses.  There must be others.

MadImmortalMan

#29
February 22, 2016, 06:55:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 22, 2016, 06:47:16 PM
A more reasonable course of action might be for her to move to a state that gives illegals drivers' licenses.  No one is being deported right now unless you kill someone.  Things are not likely to change if Hill gets elected.  I know California gives illegals licenses.  There must be others.

Won't solve the problem of not being able to prove a legal right to work in the US. I doubt she wants to go get a landscaping job.
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