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Valmy

#14010
March 21, 2023, 03:40:41 PM
Nobody should ever hire that person.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#14011
March 21, 2023, 03:42:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 21, 2023, 03:40:41 PMNobody should ever hire that person.

If they go on unemployment then will the EI system crash? :ph34r:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Admiral Yi

#14012
March 21, 2023, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: Josquius on March 21, 2023, 03:08:11 PMThis cannot be true.

Clearly fake.  The only thing missing is deck hand on the Titanic.

How does one make the jump from research assistant at Theranos to salesman at WeWork to finance?

HVC

#14013
March 21, 2023, 03:47:53 PM
Night school :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

#14014
March 21, 2023, 03:50:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2023, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: Josquius on March 21, 2023, 03:08:11 PMThis cannot be true.

Clearly fake.  The only thing missing is deck hand on the Titanic.

How does one make the jump from research assistant at Theranos to salesman at WeWork to finance?

This person's mother was an energy markets analyst for ENRON and father an accountant for Bear Stearns.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#14015
March 21, 2023, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 21, 2023, 03:50:39 PMClearly fake.  The only thing missing is deck hand on the Titanic.

How does one make the jump from research assistant at Theranos to salesman at WeWork to finance?

This person's mother was an energy markets analyst for ENRON and father an accountant for Bear Stearns.
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Favorite uncle worked compliance at Qualcomm and cousin worked back room at Madoff Associates.

PDH

#14016
March 21, 2023, 05:34:05 PM
Grandpa Ponzi would be proud.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

grumbler

#14017
March 21, 2023, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2023, 03:44:19 PMClearly fake.  The only thing missing is deck hand on the Titanic.

How does one make the jump from research assistant at Theranos to salesman at WeWork to finance?

That's the point I was going to make.  It's moderately funny but not at all believable.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Syt

#14018
March 31, 2023, 12:34:50 AM
From my niece's husband:



Yes, that's an image of the recent school shooter.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Josquius

#14019
March 31, 2023, 03:17:39 AM
Interesting they hate school shooters in this case :lol:
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Valmy

#14020
March 31, 2023, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2023, 12:34:50 AMYes, that's an image of the recent school shooter.

That is a verb, not a pronoun.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

grumbler

#14021
March 31, 2023, 08:14:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 31, 2023, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2023, 12:34:50 AMYes, that's an image of the recent school shooter.

That is a verb, not a pronoun.

Stop using them big words like "verb!"  :mad:   Just speak plain English.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

HVC

#14022
March 31, 2023, 08:44:37 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2023, 08:46:19 AM by HVC
Quote from: Valmy on March 31, 2023, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2023, 12:34:50 AMYes, that's an image of the recent school shooter.

That is a verb, not a pronoun.

If men can be women why can't verbs be pronouns :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

viper37

#14023
April 05, 2023, 11:36:08 AM
r/clevercomebacks - Turns out Marjarine is flammable
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Valmy

#14024
April 05, 2023, 11:40:22 AM
I am very happy we don't have a figure our voters think is some kind of messianic savior. We sort of approached that for awhile with Obama and I found that very off putting. Politicians are just people holding an office and doing a job, nothing that should be glorified.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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