Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

[Darth Wagtaros]

I thought that was disproved

Sounds like we have a leftist commie liberal traitor.  Implying that facts are disproved? What's next comrade? 

[The Brain]

Doesn't he like life in Alpha Complex?

[Darth Wagtaros]

Doesn't he like life in Alpha Complex?

Happiness is mandatory!

[Syt]

[crazy canuck]

Let them live without government help?  Are they admitting that government plays an important role?

[Syt]

In a shocking turn of events it turns out my sister is not a fan of George Soros.

[Syt]

Let them live without government help?  Are they admitting that government plays an important role?

No, they're saying they're degenerate freeloaders who're living large because the government is too generous. CUT WELFARE!

[Valmy]

In a shocking turn of events it turns out my sister is not a fan of George Soros.

If a guy with 4 Billion net worth, much less cash, can fund every politician in the world I think the rest of us should just stop making donations. Clearly they don't need that much funding.

[11B4V]

I thought that was disproved

Sounds like we have a leftist commie liberal traitor.  Implying that facts are disproved? What's next comrade?

You Retrumplican you....

[Syt]

We are all being played
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn't everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Cashier: no words. Confused look. 👀
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look 👀
Me AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don't touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn't the cook touch my food? Didn't the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn't you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn't you touch the tray? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Server: no words. Confused look. 👀
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap 🤷‍♀️? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow  🤦‍♀️
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid 🤷‍♀️
Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Hostess: no words. Confused look.👀
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the bars you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this stuff up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic 💯

[Oexmelin]

Try as I might, I have such a hard time keeping my elbow out of my face.

[Eddie Teach]

She sounds like an all-or-nothing kind of gal.

[Valmy]

People have foibles and do not always act consistently: WE ARE ALL BEING SCREWED

[Malthus]

A lot of these are not inconsistent - the writer is just ignorant.

For example, take the first one - plastic on keyboards. Yes, people touch both. The point is that you can sanitize a piece of plastic much easier than you can an uncovered keyboard, with some kind of sanitizing wipe.

[katmai]

A lot of these are not inconsistent - the writer is just ignorant.

For example, take the first one - plastic on keyboards. Yes, people touch both. The point is that you can sanitize a piece of plastic much easier than you can an uncovered keyboard, with some kind of sanitizing wipe.

not to mention the grocery stores around here have a bottle of hand sanitizer right next to said keypads so customer can sanitize their hands before touching the keypad.