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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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Eddie Teach

#3930
March 07, 2017, 07:42:54 PM
Without tv, I wouldn't be able to see your movies though.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#3931
March 08, 2017, 03:54:22 PM
Points for using physchologically in a sentence. :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#3932
March 09, 2017, 03:23:07 AM


"This is a prison ship - it ships prisons." The "This is a Nebelwerfer" memes have gotten to me. :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCYK5gfLo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2li27FAQiKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V6pV9fyUjw
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#3933
March 09, 2017, 08:58:00 AM
Verpasses for America?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#3934
March 09, 2017, 10:01:03 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Duque de Bragança

#3935
March 09, 2017, 10:10:43 AM
There is indeed a preposition missing.

Jacob

#3936
March 09, 2017, 11:19:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on March 09, 2017, 10:10:43 AM
There is indeed a preposition missing.

That often happens for Russians writing in English.

derspiess

#3937
March 09, 2017, 11:24:29 AM
It's sometimes grammatically acceptable to omit a preposition.

Foreigners :rolleyes:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#3938
March 09, 2017, 12:44:45 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 09, 2017, 10:01:03 AM
*pic of Lefty bitching about the left*

"Criminal trespassers and potential terrorists?  Isn't everyone a potential terrorist to some degree?


derspiess

#3939
March 09, 2017, 12:46:03 PM
Are you trying to tell us something? 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#3940
March 09, 2017, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 05, 2017, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 05, 2017, 12:15:02 PM
and Samantha Bee-- ugh.  Nothing good about her.

Naturally the most successful Daily Show spinoff, but yeah, she has a snatch, so fuck that cooze cunt.
You're as predictable as you and your wife's rhythm method calendar.

http://www.abc15.com/news/national/samantha-bee-apologizes-to-cancer-patient-over-nazi-haircut-joke
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#3942
March 09, 2017, 06:45:58 PM
What did Obama know and when did he know it??
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#3943
March 09, 2017, 07:43:49 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 09, 2017, 12:46:03 PM
Are you trying to tell us something?

Yeah, I'm trying to tell you something, you interracial porn cuckmonkey: "criminal trespassers" and "potential terrorists" are inappropriately compounded here.  One is specific and redundant, and the other is hypothetical.  The mouthbreathers really need to get their shit together.

CountDeMoney

#3944
March 09, 2017, 07:49:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 09, 2017, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 05, 2017, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 05, 2017, 12:15:02 PM
and Samantha Bee-- ugh.  Nothing good about her.

Naturally the most successful Daily Show spinoff, but yeah, she has a snatch, so fuck that cooze cunt.
You're as predictable as you and your wife's rhythm method calendar.

http://www.abc15.com/news/national/samantha-bee-apologizes-to-cancer-patient-over-nazi-haircut-joke

Big deal; if she had a cock, you wouldn't even have noticed the article.
You're as predictable as you and your wife's rhythm method calendar.
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