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Syt

#1950
November 05, 2016, 02:38:12 AM


I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Hamilcar

#1951
November 05, 2016, 04:37:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 04, 2016, 10:51:20 AM
Derweiß always says, "please" to his wife.
As in, "Please? The kids or asleep...can we, just this once on a school night?" or, "But honey, it's my birthday...please?"

:lol:

The Larch

#1952
November 05, 2016, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2016, 02:38:12 AM


4/6, how American does that make me?

Syt

#1953
November 05, 2016, 09:18:10 AM
Not enough. :(
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

mongers

#1954
November 05, 2016, 09:23:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 05, 2016, 09:18:10 AM
Not enough. :(

Yeah, not owning a gun and not praying, makes you a liberal rather than an 'American'
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#1955
November 05, 2016, 09:32:44 AM
I may not drink beer, pray or value Freedom, but at least I'm American enough not to punctuate an initialism like GTFO.

Eddie Teach

#1956
November 05, 2016, 09:34:49 AM
I used to pray but never got the results I wanted.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

mongers

#1957
November 05, 2016, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2016, 09:32:44 AM
I may not drink beer, pray or value Freedom, but at least I'm American enough not to punctuate an initialism like GTFO.

True Americans do grammar right.  :)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Larch

#1958
November 05, 2016, 09:58:49 AM
Not sure if this is ironic or serious...

HVC

#1959
November 05, 2016, 01:25:17 PM
How is no criminal record a privilege?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Hamilcar

#1960
November 05, 2016, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 05, 2016, 01:25:17 PM
How is no criminal record a privilege?

Stop oppressing us with your reality-based argument.  :mad:

Eddie Teach

#1961
November 05, 2016, 01:42:05 PM
That damn driving arrest kept me from getting a bingo.  :mad:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#1962
November 05, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
I don't know what a "standard accent" is.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Maladict

#1963
November 05, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
I'm not from a former Soviet republic.  :(

The Brain

#1964
November 05, 2016, 02:46:27 PM
I'm not Christian. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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