Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

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Grey Fox

Quote from: derspiess on November 04, 2016, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on November 03, 2016, 03:15:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
Still not sure I understand what mansplaining is. 

There's the surprise of the decade.  :lol:

So you think it's a thing?

It's a thing.

You probably do it every time you talk to your wife.
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derspiess

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 04, 2016, 09:20:32 AM
It's a thing.

Then please mansexplain to me what you think it is.

QuoteYou probably do it every time you talk to your wife.

I treat her with the utmost respect.  Except for the times when I'm a total smartass   :)
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Grey Fox

It is a stupid thing.

From what I understand it is the act of explaining to women something in a condescending way using male cultural references.
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Berkut

I always thought it was more assuming that because the person in question is a women, she needs an explanation you would never provide to a man in her position.
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garbon

Quote from: Berkut on November 04, 2016, 10:27:24 AM
I always thought it was more assuming that because the person in question is a women, she needs an explanation you would never provide to a man in her position.

Yep.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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Grey Fox

Quote from: Berkut on November 04, 2016, 10:27:24 AM
I always thought it was more assuming that because the person in question is a women, she needs an explanation you would never provide to a man in her position.

I like this more than my explanation.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Malthus

Quote from: Berkut on November 04, 2016, 10:27:24 AM
I always thought it was more assuming that because the person in question is a women, she needs an explanation you would never provide to a man in her position.

Like urinal etiquette?  :D
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derspiess

Wonder if I ever mansplain?  Hope I don't.  Maybe it's best to play it on the safe side and give a complicated, hard to follow explanation :hmm:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

What if you explain something to a homosexual?
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CountDeMoney

Derweiß always says, "please" to his wife.
As in, "Please? The kids or asleep...can we, just this once on a school night?" or, "But honey, it's my birthday...please?"

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 04, 2016, 10:51:20 AM
Derweiß always says, "please" to his wife.
As in, "Please? The kids or asleep...can we, just this once on a school night?" or, "But honey, it's my birthday...please?"

:D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 04, 2016, 09:20:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 04, 2016, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on November 03, 2016, 03:15:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
Still not sure I understand what mansplaining is. 

There's the surprise of the decade.  :lol:

So you think it's a thing?

It's a thing.

You probably do it every time you talk to your wife.

I thought it involved the killing of people of unremarkable appearance.  A combination of "Manslaughter" and "Plain".  It would be alarming if Derspeiss did this to his wife.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

There should be a "gender-fluidsplain", where the social acceptability of the conversation fluctuates wildly as the participates try to correctly interpret where exactly the other person is on the gender spectrum.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017