Kentucky’s New Cock-Fightin’ Teabaggin’ Gov. Matt Bevin!

Started by Syt, November 04, 2015, 06:24:21 AM

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Caliga

Quote from: Valmy on November 04, 2015, 09:58:05 AM
Well I hope he at least stayed up all night drinking. He has to have some patriotism in him.
In fact I did drink a Coors Light in my hot tub. :cool:
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Savonarola

Quote from: Syt on November 04, 2015, 06:24:21 AM
QuoteHe's quite the catch, that governor-elect, ain't he? And we haven't even gotten to the cocks yet.

Cocks, you say?

But it's interesting when you look at cockfighting and dogfighting as well. This isn't something new, it wasn't invented in Kentucky for example. I mean the Founding Fathers were all many of them very involved in this and always have been. [...]

I'm going to defend the right of people to freely gather and discuss whatever they want to. I'm a believer in the Constitution and in the First Amendment, not just for raising money but also for freedom of speech.


In case you were wondering whether it was possible for someone to defend cockfighting on the grounds that the founders loved cock, and also states' rights, yes, it is possible. Not advised, but possible.

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lustindarkness

Teabagging? Is he one of those immature Call of Duty players that has to teabag their kills? I bet he is a camper and a quickscoper too!
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Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 04, 2015, 10:24:27 AM
Me and Cal should run on a ticket.

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I'd vote for us.  The politician who governs least governs best.
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Caliga

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 05, 2015, 09:04:54 AM
You fucks sicken me :mad:
Relax, Tim.  My vote wouldn't have made a difference... Bevin won by a landslide.  The real problem is that Conway is a horrible campaigner... this is the third major election he's lost.  Hopefully he goes away now instead of losing yet another race he should have had in the bag.
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Caliga

Quote from: lustindarkness on November 05, 2015, 10:43:51 AM
Teabagging? Is he one of those immature Call of Duty players that has to teabag their kills? I bet he is a camper and a quickscoper too!
Bevin has nine kids.  I don't think he has time for Call of Duty. :blush:
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lustindarkness

Quote from: Caliga on November 05, 2015, 12:13:36 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 05, 2015, 10:43:51 AM
Teabagging? Is he one of those immature Call of Duty players that has to teabag their kills? I bet he is a camper and a quickscoper too!
Bevin has nine kids.  I don't think he has time for Call of Duty. :blush:

Lost my vote.
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KRonn

This proves that Kentucky is still a border state, but instead of north or south, it's right or left.   :bowler:

Caliga

Quote from: KRonn on November 05, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
This proves that Kentucky is still a border state, but instead of north or south, it's right or left.   :bowler:
uhh not so much anymore.  Our governor will be red, our state legislature is trending red, our Senators are both red, and all but one of our Reps is red.
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