Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?

[Hamilcar]

Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?

[mongers]

Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?

No need to worry about that, they're probably just some of my stalkers.     

[Martinus]

I will have to study the significance of the number 92 in gematria and get back to you.

[The Brain]

Now he's hating on the guests.

[Hamilcar]

Now one of them is, quote:

Printing the topic "Are Chris Pratt And Jennifer Lawrence Movie Stars?".

[The Brain]

That's just a DG sock making pdf's.

[Eddie Teach]

We wouldn't want to lose great threads like that.

[The Larch]

Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?

They're pointers for you to catch up with the rest of the forum. 

Now seriously, this place is infested with bots, that's why registration is blocked.

[Malicious Intent]

Now one of them is, quote:

Printing the topic "Are Chris Pratt And Jennifer Lawrence Movie Stars?".

In your absence Languish has become the world's main source for celebrity news.

[lustindarkness]

They are actually an infestation of interweb surfing opossums from Venezuela.

[jimmy olsen]

It's the NSA

[Razgovory]

We are very popular with lurkers.

[Archy]

Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

[Eddie Teach]

Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?

[Syt]

I like the idea that there's a hidden group of people who use this forum as a main source of information on things happening around the world.

But yeah it's probably just NSA, FBI, BKA, BND, MI5 etc.making hard copies in preparation of the court cases