HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

Started by Ed Anger, July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM

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Ed Anger

#435
September 16, 2016, 12:43:19 PM
Bad news Seedy. Of the 60 pounds gained, I've pissed out 40.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#436
September 16, 2016, 12:58:24 PM
Sounds like you have 20 more to piss out.  :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#437
September 16, 2016, 01:54:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 16, 2016, 12:43:19 PM
Bad news Seedy. Of the 60 pounds gained, I've pissed out 40.

Giggity.

Ed Anger

#438
October 10, 2016, 10:26:23 AM
Weight shot back up to an unsexy 230 pounds. I feel like Lena Dunham. After eating 2 cheesecakes. And a Manatee.

Kidney functions holding up well though.

Percentage chance I'll tire of this bullshit and stick a Ruger Magnum in my mouth and pull the trigger:5%
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#439
October 10, 2016, 10:40:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2016, 10:26:23 AM
Weight shot back up to an unsexy 230 pounds. I feel like Lena Dunham.

Trump will not be pleased.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Ed Anger

#440
October 11, 2016, 04:21:11 PM
2nd doc: HEY THAT LOOKS CANCEROUS.

:glare:
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The Brain

#441
October 12, 2016, 01:08:23 PM
That's not as funny a second opinion as "you're also ugly." :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#442
October 12, 2016, 02:10:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 11, 2016, 04:21:11 PM
2nd doc: HEY THAT LOOKS CANCEROUS.

:glare:

"I don't care if it looks like a Sagittarius, is my fat polar bear dick OK?"

Ed Anger

#443
October 13, 2016, 06:59:45 PM
NOT CANCEROUS. :w00t:

Just another scar from where they cut out some material for the biopsy. Chicks dig scars.
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CountDeMoney

#444
October 13, 2016, 07:00:23 PM
Sure, but on your t'aint? Not cool.

Ed Anger

#445
October 13, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Face.
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mongers

#446
October 13, 2016, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2016, 06:59:45 PM
NOT CANCEROUS. :w00t:

Just another scar from where they cut out some material for the biopsy. Chicks dig scars.

Excellent news.

Now go and loose some weight you lard-arse.   :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#447
October 13, 2016, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Face.

You have a t'aint on your face?  No wonder you had it removed.

Ed Anger

#448
October 13, 2016, 07:06:27 PM
HEY NOW
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HVC

#449
October 13, 2016, 07:45:31 PM
Last known image of Ed



:P glad for the good news :)
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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