Americans enfeebled by reality TV shows and Katy Perry songs

Started by viper37, July 05, 2015, 12:45:12 AM

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Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

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Ideologue

Quote from: Siege on July 05, 2015, 11:29:37 PM
What the hell is thunder thighs?

In this context, it means "Admiral Yi has ludicrous, laughable standards and should not be listened to on aesthetic matters, ever."
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garbon

Quote from: Syt on July 06, 2015, 03:52:47 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 05, 2015, 11:29:37 PM
What the hell is thunder thighs?



No that's something different entirely.

I spent my childhood being called thunder thighs by my family. -_-
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dps

Quote from: Razgovory on July 05, 2015, 07:12:02 PM
The moose crossing one easy to figure out and I think I get the jist of the the sleeping person and the egg.  The fiddle head sign, and the sign with the barn and cowboy are inscrutable.  The fish sign is beyond my ability to understand.

The fiddlehead sigh would seem to mean, "Warning!  Road becomes death spiral ahead"



garbon

Quote from: crazy canuck on July 06, 2015, 01:02:23 PM
Signs in Eastern Canada are weird. 

You shouldn't have watched so many Katy Perry performances. :console:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

Watching her has made my brain shrunk to the size of her thigh gap  :(
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Quote from: Valmy on July 06, 2015, 01:48:20 PM
Watching her has made my brain shrunk to the size of her thigh gap  :(

Shrink, not shrunk.

Evidence that it happened?  :P
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crazy canuck

Quote from: garbon on July 06, 2015, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 06, 2015, 01:02:23 PM
Signs in Eastern Canada are weird. 

You shouldn't have watched so many Katy Perry performances. :console:

Reading those signs properly is not worth the sacrifice.


Malthus

Ungrammatical sign cost a man his life?  :P

"No swimming alligators" - oh good, there are no alligators swimming here! Must be perfectly safe then.  :D

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2015, 02:11:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 06, 2015, 01:48:20 PM
Watching her has made my brain shrunk to the size of her thigh gap  :(

Shrink, not shrunk.

Evidence that it happened?  :P

:yes:

:weep:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Ungrammatical sign cost a man his life?  :P

"No swimming alligators" - oh good, there are no alligators swimming here! Must be perfectly safe then.  :D

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

Now they are going to have to shoot the alligator. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017