Americans enfeebled by reality TV shows and Katy Perry songs

Started by viper37, July 05, 2015, 12:45:12 AM

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viper37

July 05, 2015, 12:45:12 AM
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The signs of New Brunswick's highways and byways aren't exactly done wrong, but they seem to require a cognitive leap of which our American sensibilities, enfeebled by reality TV shows and Katy Perry songs, are incapable. My wife and I found ourselves gazing across a semiotic void, one that necessitated a more elusive process of conversion than miles to kilometers, English to French, or American quarters to Canadian dollars.

apparently, our American friends are confused by some canadian road signs :P

https://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2015/07/02/tycolumn/D39RVUckYXCyJRNTOd0sQP/story.html
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celedhring

#1
July 05, 2015, 02:44:35 AM
I don't find Katy Perry enfeebling at all.

garbon

#2
July 05, 2015, 03:29:51 AM
Canada does have strange signs.
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#3
July 05, 2015, 03:54:02 AM
I got a tiny bit stupider watching Katy Perry during the Super Bowl.

viper37

#4
July 05, 2015, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2015, 03:54:02 AM
I got a tiny bit stupider watching Katy Perry during the Super Bowl.
but it was worth it? :D
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

viper37

#6
July 05, 2015, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 05, 2015, 03:29:51 AM
Canada does have strange signs.
nah.  It's just you're enfeebled mind :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

lustindarkness

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July 05, 2015, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2015, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: viper37 on July 05, 2015, 04:34:44 PM
but it was worth it? :D

Bleh.  Thunder thighs don't do much for me.

She has thunder thighs? Maybe I'll to pay attention to her at some point to see for myself.
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jimmy olsen

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July 05, 2015, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on July 05, 2015, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2015, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: viper37 on July 05, 2015, 04:34:44 PM
but it was worth it? :D

Bleh.  Thunder thighs don't do much for me.

She has thunder thighs? Maybe I'll to pay attention to her at some point to see for myself.
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lustindarkness

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July 05, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 05, 2015, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on July 05, 2015, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2015, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: viper37 on July 05, 2015, 04:34:44 PM
but it was worth it? :D

Bleh.  Thunder thighs don't do much for me.

She has thunder thighs? Maybe I'll to pay attention to her at some point to see for myself.
Nope, that's just Yi being Yi.

Good, I can continue to ignore her existence.
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#10
July 05, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
They are rather solid.
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#11
July 05, 2015, 05:31:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 05, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
They are rather solid.
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July 05, 2015, 05:39:01 PM Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 05:41:42 PM by sbr
I took one for the team and did some "research", and came to two conclusions.

1.  It is very difficult to find images that go low enough to see Katy Perry's thighs.
2.  I don't know any definition of thunder thighs that would include Katy Perry.

EDIT:

3.  There are not very many SFW pictures of her anywhere.

Razgovory

#13
July 05, 2015, 07:12:02 PM
The moose crossing one easy to figure out and I think I get the jist of the the sleeping person and the egg.  The fiddle head sign, and the sign with the barn and cowboy are inscrutable.  The fish sign is beyond my ability to understand.
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#14
July 05, 2015, 11:29:37 PM
What the hell is thunder thighs?


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