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Habbaku

#68175
October 26, 2018, 01:10:36 PM
Just close your eyes and pretend she's 54.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

The Brain

#68177
October 26, 2018, 01:15:25 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 26, 2018, 01:10:36 PM
Just close your eyes and pretend she's 54.

That movie wasn't awesome.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#68178
October 26, 2018, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:05:09 PM
A 55 y/o chick likes me on a dating site. I can't drill 55. :(

Why?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#68179
October 26, 2018, 01:22:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 26, 2018, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:05:09 PM
A 55 y/o chick likes me on a dating site. I can't drill 55. :(

Why?

Old people are only good for one thing.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#68180
October 26, 2018, 01:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:22:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 26, 2018, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:05:09 PM
A 55 y/o chick likes me on a dating site. I can't drill 55. :(

Why?

Old people are only good for one thing.

Fucking?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#68181
October 26, 2018, 01:26:28 PM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#68182
October 26, 2018, 01:41:53 PM
She can tell you stories about the war.

Oh wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ihLgWxRqg

(kicking it old school today)
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garbon

#68183
October 26, 2018, 01:43:07 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#68184
October 26, 2018, 02:26:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 26, 2018, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:26:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 26, 2018, 01:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:22:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 26, 2018, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2018, 01:05:09 PM
A 55 y/o chick likes me on a dating site. I can't drill 55. :(

Why?

Old people are only good for one thing.

Fucking?

Bringing milk and cookies. :)

Same difference.

You either have really good cookies or really bad sex :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Syt

#68185
October 26, 2018, 03:48:11 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#68186
October 26, 2018, 03:52:08 PM
Great. Now I have gone insane.

Thanks, Syt.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#68187
October 26, 2018, 03:53:47 PM
That's pretty trippy.

Malthus

#68188
October 26, 2018, 03:55:07 PM
Cool optical illusion!  :)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#68189
October 26, 2018, 03:58:44 PM
Whatever it is, it's not working for me. 
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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