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She Blinded Me With Science!

Started by Malthus, May 15, 2015, 10:25:32 AM

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Malthus

Or, perhaps, it was the other way around.

I'm glad to see today's scientists are tacking the really important questions of our time:

Women's Mate Retention Behaviors, Personality Traits, and Fellatio

STEM FTW, Ide.  :D
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Jet: I see.
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Caliga

I'm shocked to learn that chicks give their men head to keep them.  I thought it was because they loved doing it!  YOU LIED TO ME PORNOS, GOD DAMN IT! :mad:
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Razgovory

Well, that makes sense, but what I want to know is why Dguller gives head.  It can't be just about impressing the President.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Quote from: Razgovory on May 15, 2015, 10:18:34 PM
Well, that makes sense, but what I want to know is why Dguller gives head.  It can't be just about impressing the President.

Is impressing the right word there? I mean, he's not giving himself head.
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