Take that, Detroit! Baltimore is King of All Dazzling Urbanites!

Started by CountDeMoney, June 19, 2009, 04:54:45 PM

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QuoteMayor Sheila Dixon of Baltimore, Maryland makes history signing the first "Proclamation Document" honoring June as National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month for the City of Baltimore and its Citizens. Celtics and Lakers are the bookends of the 25-year history of The "Dunkadelic-Era" In America, 1984-2009.

Baltimore, Md. (PRWEB) June 17, 2009 -- The hoops and hip-hop culture fusion era born in 1984 is celebrating its 25th Anniversary (1984-2009). To honor the historical 25th Anniversary of the sports-and-music cultural celebration June 2009 was selected as the first National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month (www.NBHHCM.org).

Mayor Sheila Dixon (D) of Baltimore, Maryland made history by signing the first "Proclamation Document" honoring June as National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month for the City of Baltimore and its Citzens (http://www.nbhhcm.org/proclamation.pdf).

NBHHCM founder Derrick E. Vaughan says, "Its an honor and a priviledge to have this Proclamation document for the past, present, and future individuals who have been and will be influenced by the fusion of hoops and hip-hop. The recognition is historic for this generation."

Vaughan also says, "I hope that other urban cities around the country will join Baltimore and sign similar "Proclamation Documents" that honor June as NBHHCM for its citizens. NBHHCM is for all of America."

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QuoteI hope that other urban cities around the country will join Baltimore

Urban cities.  As opposed to rural ones.

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Honestly, a name like "National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month" is so explicitly racist, it's not even funny; might as well have named it "National Lake Trout & Chicken Box Month" or something.

If I were a mooncricket, I'd be insulted.

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
QuoteI hope that other urban cities around the country will join Baltimore

Urban cities.  As opposed to rural ones.

I wouldn't call BB's city - urban.
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
Honestly, a name like "National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month" is so explicitly racist, it's not even funny; might as well have named it "National Lake Trout & Chicken Box Month" or something.

If I were a mooncricket, I'd be insulted.
I was going to say 'National Fried Chicken and Watermelon Month'.

Isn't creating a national month a little outside the purview of the mayor of Baltimore?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on June 19, 2009, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
QuoteI hope that other urban cities around the country will join Baltimore

Urban cities.  As opposed to rural ones.

I wouldn't call BB's city - urban.

Is it really a city?  No.

Scipio

Well, shit.

Time to inaugurate National Polo & Lawrence Welk Culture Month.

Also, in that proclamation, she praises Run-DMC and Jam Master Jay as separate artists.  That shit ain't right, you.  What about Russell Simmons, the Sugar Hill Gang, and Warren G and the Regulators?
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Syt

I saw a black guy with a basketball yesterday. Was he: celebrating?
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Quote from: Syt on June 19, 2009, 11:17:00 PM
I saw a black guy with a basketball yesterday. Was he: celebrating?
No, probably stealing a basketball.



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Yeah, can't trust them Nigerians (that's where most our blacks here are from).
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2009, 06:25:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 19, 2009, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
QuoteI hope that other urban cities around the country will join Baltimore

Urban cities.  As opposed to rural ones.

I wouldn't call BB's city - urban.

Is it really a city?  No.

You are: mistaken. -_-
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Barrister on June 20, 2009, 10:55:23 AMYou are: mistaken. -_-

Go tell it to Father Murphy, you Little House on The Prarie-living motherfucker.

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 20, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 20, 2009, 10:55:23 AMYou are: mistaken. -_-

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