How do you measure up? Science now has the answer

Started by Barrister, March 04, 2015, 02:27:04 PM

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lustindarkness

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 04, 2015, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 02:30:33 PM
Oh that is cm?  Thank God I was really concerned there for a second.

Hold up your cock next to that graph on the computer monitor like I did, and you needn't worry about measurements.

I almost did that, but I have my desk at work set up high and I stand up all day, I would not reach. :(
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Siege

I don't understand that graphic.
Is there something in there we didn't know?

I mean, yeah, the bigger the dick is flaccid the bigger it is erected.
Are they saying something diff?

And I ain't going to click in dat link!


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Valmy

Quote from: Siege on March 04, 2015, 04:15:11 PM
I don't understand that graphic.
Is there something in there we didn't know?

Did you know the average circumference of penises before now?  I mean I guess you could if you have done extensive independent research.
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The Brain

The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?
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Valmy

Quote from: The Brain on March 04, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?

Peeping jocks in locker rooms.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Norgy

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 04, 2015, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 02:30:33 PM
Oh that is cm?  Thank God I was really concerned there for a second.

Hold up your cock next to that graph on the computer monitor like I did, and you needn't worry about measurements.

:lol:

garbon

Quote from: The Brain on March 04, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?

Hear, hear.
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alfred russel

Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 04, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?

Peeping jocks in locker rooms.

Thankfully I'm usually erect in that setting, so no one gets the wrong impression about my penis size.
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Valmy

Quote from: alfred russel on March 04, 2015, 07:15:01 PM
Thankfully I'm usually erect in that setting, so no one gets the wrong impression about my penis size.

:lol:

Wouldn't want anybody to get a mistaken impression, that is for sure.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

Quote from: alfred russel on March 04, 2015, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 04, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?

Peeping jocks in locker rooms.

Thankfully I'm usually erect in that setting, so no one gets the wrong impression about my penis size.

:lmfao:
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Quote from: alfred russel on March 04, 2015, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 04, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
The obsession with flaccid dicks is weird. What kind of sick fuck gives a crap about flaccid dicks?

Peeping jocks in locker rooms.

Thankfully I'm usually erect in that setting, so no one gets the wrong impression about my penis size.
:lmfao:

Malthus

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 04, 2015, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 04, 2015, 02:30:33 PM
Oh that is cm?  Thank God I was really concerned there for a second.

Hold up your cock next to that graph on the computer monitor like I did, and you needn't worry about measurements.

If I did that, I also wouldn't have to worry about my employment.  :D
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