The One Liner Thread

[Siege]

Stop messing up the great One Liner Thread.

[Siege]

Did President Rspect really wanted to intercept israeli planes bombing Iran?

[CountDeMoney]

Stop messing up the great One Liner Thread.

[Siege]

Oh please, get a life.

[Jacob]

Did President Rspect really wanted to intercept israeli planes bombing Iran?

President Rspect = Ronald Reagan?

[Grinning_Colossus]

You're thinking of Israeli planes bombing Iraq.

[Siege]

President Rspect Hussein Obama, aka The Dalai Bama.

[Grinning_Colossus]

When the Dalai Bama's term expires, we need to seek out a newborn infant that will recognize his law degree and Koran as its own.

[crazy canuck]

Shouldn't the child have a Nobel of his own?

[Razgovory]

When the Dalai Bama's term expires, we need to seek out a newborn infant that will recognize his law degree and Koran as its own.

Back in the 1960's Liberals came up with a diabolical plan to breed foreign born Presidents to destroy the US from within.  They were trained to be both Atheistic Marxists and Muslim Fundamentalists and use their unholy power to install Sharia law based in Historical Materialism across the US.  The ultimate goal of this mammoth decades long conspiracy was to kill the US ambassador to Libya.  While the conspiracy was extremely intricate, it had very limited goals.  The previous conspiracy was to instigate the Vietnam war so young Arkansas teenager would eventually get out of being drafted and go on to become President so his wife could kill Vince Foster.  I don't know about the next conspiracy to set up an evil president, but I think the end goal is so that he/she will hire someone who will embezzle thirty thousand dollars.