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The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread

Started by Malthus, February 25, 2015, 10:26:03 AM

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Malthus

So, the cops found out that someone - more likely, several someones - had built a mysterious tunnel on some wasteland near York University.

This was no small undertaking - there was a generator for an electric light system, and it was shored up with wooden supports. Looks to have been dug by hand.

So far, no clue as to what it was for. It did not lead anywhere.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2015/02/24/york-u-tunnel-yields-eerie-clues.html

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Monoriu

This is even reported in HK's evening news  :lol:

Has anyone ever solved the other one involving severed feet?

Malthus

Quote from: Monoriu on February 25, 2015, 10:31:58 AM
This is even reported in HK's evening news  :lol:

Has anyone ever solved the other one involving severed feet?

Not as far as I know. It would be freaky if they were linked!  :D
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alfred russel

So a tunnel that doesn't go anywhere...you might say a "polish mine"....severed feet....

OMG, not only are the linked, I know who is behind it all!  :homestar:
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http://www.theprovince.com/quite+solved+mystery+severed+feet/10281333/story.html

QuoteThe not-quite-solved mystery of the severed feet

Turns out all those detached feet in sneakers that have washed up on B.C. shores since 2007 aren't such a mystery after all — except for two feet belonging to the same unknown man.

"We may eventually figure it out," said Bill Inkster, the former dentist who manages the identification unit for the B.C. Coroners Service.

One foot belonging to the unidentified person — DNA testing revealed it was a man — washed up in False Creek near the Edgewater Casino in August 2011. The man's other foot turned up almost a year later at the dock by the Plaza of Nations.

"I have a condo right close to False Creek so I think about it a lot," said Inkster, whose team at the coroners service has seemingly done the impossible by identifying 10 other sneaker-clad feet that have floated onto B.C.'s shores since 2007. The feet belonged to seven different people.

But the identity of the eighth remains unknown. B.C. keeps a DNA database of people missing and believed dead, but the feet didn't match any of those.

They were able to determine that the man was wearing a pair of size-nine sneakers bought at Walmart in July 2010 or some time after. Because the feet both washed up in False Creek, Inkster is convinced the body is still there under the water.

"There's very little in and out current," Inkster said, adding police divers searched the area after the feet were found. "But it was too murky and it's a huge area to look. Every summer, I feel like getting flippers and a mask and going down there to look for the rest of this guy."

There was nothing suspicious in the deaths of any of the identified victims, Inkster said. The phenomenon of the feet in sneakers started in August 2007, when a girl found a foot on the beach at Jedediah Island, northwest of Vancouver.

"They're not severed, they're disarticulated," Inkster explains. As the body decomposes the feet are separated from the rest of the body. Time was, the feet would have just stayed underwater with the rest of the body. But Nike Air, and all those other sneakers that followed, changed that with designs that featured little air pockets.

"It was just the sudden appearance of the very buoyant shoes," Inkster said. "It turned them into little life jackets, so (the feet) tend to bob up. Historically, they would just lay there."

With the sneaker-clad feet, "there's usually a sock and some bones, no teeth, no fingerprints, no ID — how in the world do you even start to guess who that is?"

B.C.'s unique missing persons DNA database helps, he said, and the coroners service has an anthropologist who helps with investigations by determining approximately how long each foot has been in the water. Exposure to water can degrade the DNA in human remains, but so far DNA matches have been the key to all their identifications.

"We've had a foot showing up, let's say somewhere out on the Fraser River, and then a year later a foot showing up in the Gulf Islands. But they're from the same victim. That's happened," Inkster said.

"Once you've determined who this is, you fill in the story of that person's life, and the story of their last moments before they went missing."

Sadly, the feet generally belong to suicide victims. "That's the common theme."

This isn't just a B.C. phenomenon. Inkster has heard of similar cases elsewhere in the world. The most recent report came last May from Seattle, where volunteers picking up trash at Elliott Bay north of downtown found a foot in a white New Balance sneaker.

"It's just a function of waterways. We've had them in places like Norway, where there are a lot of islands and waterways. Wherever there's a lot of high bridges."

Which bring us back to that guy who may or may not still be in False Creek. If he were suicidal, would he really have jumped off the comparatively low Cambie Bridge?

"If there's anyone who has any clues to this person, we'd love to hear," Inkster said. "I kind of obsess about the last one."

I like the notion that advances in footwear are why we are suddenly seeing disarticulated feet bobbing about. :D
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Malthus

Quote from: garbon on February 25, 2015, 10:42:23 AM

I like the notion that advances in footwear are why we are suddenly seeing disarticulated feet bobbing about. :D

Comming soon to an advertising campaign near you. "Nike Air - they will find your disarticulated feet!"
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Jacob

That's a great malapropism waiting to be used.

"Man, that guy never makes sense when he talks. He's so disarticulated, you know."

Berkut

OK, the shoe thing is fucking awesome.

The tunnel...well, probably the North Koreans. They do shit like that all the time.
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Josquius

Quote from: Monoriu on February 25, 2015, 10:31:58 AM
This is even reported in HK's evening news  :lol:

Has anyone ever solved the other one involving severed feet?
Hong Kong news reporting on Toronto? Huh....I wonder why :hmm:
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Caliga

I would assume the tunnel is drug related.  Or secret Nazis.
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Jacob

Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2015, 01:31:20 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 25, 2015, 10:31:58 AM
This is even reported in HK's evening news  :lol:

Has anyone ever solved the other one involving severed feet?
Hong Kong news reporting on Toronto? Huh....I wonder why :hmm:

Bizarre, mildly weird, and mildly cute news stories with pictures from across the world are pretty popular in lots of places.

Valmy

Quote from: Caliga on February 25, 2015, 01:33:08 PM
I would assume the tunnel is drug related.  Or secret Nazis.

I agree it is secret Nazis.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on February 25, 2015, 10:42:23 AM
I like the notion that advances in footwear are why we are suddenly seeing disarticulated feet bobbing about. :D

That's so awesome. 


CountDeMoney

Quote from: Malthus on February 25, 2015, 10:26:03 AM
So, the cops found out that someone - more likely, several someones - had built a mysterious tunnel on some wasteland near York University.

This was no small undertaking - there was a generator for an electric light system, and it was shored up with wooden supports. Looks to have been dug by hand.

So far, no clue as to what it was for. It did not lead anywhere.

Sounds like a hydroponic weed farm operation that was caught before it got going.

crazy canuck

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 25, 2015, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 25, 2015, 10:26:03 AM
So, the cops found out that someone - more likely, several someones - had built a mysterious tunnel on some wasteland near York University.

This was no small undertaking - there was a generator for an electric light system, and it was shored up with wooden supports. Looks to have been dug by hand.

So far, no clue as to what it was for. It did not lead anywhere.

Sounds like a hydroponic weed farm operation that was caught before it got going.

Not big enough