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Started by CountDeMoney, February 14, 2015, 01:17:33 PM

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CountDeMoney

February 14, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
So I'm housesitting a three-legged cat and a dog that doesn't bark except in his sleep.

What's your Valentine's Day Massacre story this weekend?

garbon

#1
February 14, 2015, 01:29:28 PM
Happy VD!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

#2
February 14, 2015, 01:36:04 PM
Working, tomorrow is holiday graded pay for monday though. So, I guess that's a plus.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Josquius

#3
February 14, 2015, 01:40:22 PM
No chocolate this year :(
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11B4V

#4
February 14, 2015, 01:46:46 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 14, 2015, 01:40:22 PM
No chocolate this year :(

I got two boxes.... :blurgh: These will help me prepare for the departments arduous PT test.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

mongers

#5
February 14, 2015, 02:01:55 PM Last Edit: February 14, 2015, 02:09:04 PM by mongers
I've been all but uncontactable*today and will remain so for the rest of the day/weekend; so mission accomplished.  :cool:





*I think the only way any woman I know, who wanted to contact me, would be to register with languish and pm or make a post here.  :cool:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

#6
February 14, 2015, 02:11:21 PM
Liquor store was popping! It has now started with what looks like snow dust. <_<
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Sophie Scholl

#7
February 14, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
Work, work, and more work.  I got called back into work last night to send home a drunk bartender and work the last 2 hours and then close.  Now we're short handed for tonight as she was supposed to work, but most assuredly will not be till a disciplinary tribunal is held. Ultimately, it shouldn't matter overly much as it is supposed to be a blizzard that turns into a deep sub-zero freeze tonight.  I might also have to cover the girl's damn brunch shift tomorrow morning as well.  I am:  less than pleased. :mad:
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Martinus

#8
February 14, 2015, 04:40:22 PM
Ended up going out to a dinner with D, but it was not pre-planned as we do not generally celebrate it. The hordes of ugly couples crowding every public space are too much to bear.

Eddie Teach

#9
February 14, 2015, 04:46:06 PM
Do you avoid mirrors too?

Silly question, of course you do. You're a lawyer.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

#10
February 14, 2015, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 14, 2015, 04:46:06 PM
Do you avoid mirrors too?

Silly question, of course you do. You're a lawyer.

I don't cast reflection.

Ed Anger

#11
February 14, 2015, 04:56:01 PM
Just a slime trail
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

#13
February 14, 2015, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on February 14, 2015, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 14, 2015, 04:46:06 PM
Do you avoid mirrors too?

Silly question, of course you do. You're a lawyer.

I don't cast reflection.

Magic Missile?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

#14
February 14, 2015, 06:10:21 PM
QuoteNSA/CSS @NSA_PAO  ·  5h 5 hours ago
Every move they make, every step they take. We'll be watching our foreign adversaries. #HappyValentinesDay from the #NSA  #vday2015

I love my goddamned government sometimes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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