Time to take a stand against the urinal

Started by Sheilbh, February 06, 2015, 06:57:24 PM

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Caliga

#45
February 08, 2015, 08:40:52 AM
So maybe this was Switzerland then. :hmm:

I very distinctly remember a 'bathroom' in Verona that was literally just a hole in a stone floor. :yuk:
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The Brain

#46
February 08, 2015, 10:24:13 AM
We didn't have holes where I grew up. :(
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HisMajestyBOB

#47
February 08, 2015, 05:33:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 06, 2015, 07:53:11 PM
When I was in Italy (or was it Switzerland?  :hmm: ) there were a lot of men's rooms with like this long stainless steel trough thing and you just whizzed into that.

I've seen those in Shanghai. There's a sportbar that even has a TV screen embedded in it, so you can piss on the players.
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alfred russel

#48
February 08, 2015, 08:12:01 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 08, 2015, 10:24:13 AM
We didn't have holes where I grew up. :(

Sweden is an unholey land.  :(
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alfred russel

#49
February 08, 2015, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 08, 2015, 08:40:52 AM
So maybe this was Switzerland then. :hmm:

I very distinctly remember a 'bathroom' in Verona that was literally just a hole in a stone floor. :yuk:

I'd much rather use an unclean squat toilet than a unclean sit down toilet.

That being said, if I just have to piss I'm not using any type of toilet. God made me a man, and thus created all the outdoors as my personal toilet. I think that is in the Bible.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Sheilbh

#50
February 08, 2015, 08:17:53 PM
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Ideologue

#51
February 08, 2015, 08:18:06 PM
Dorsey: oh God, here we go again.

:P
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alfred russel

#52
February 08, 2015, 08:27:38 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 08, 2015, 08:18:06 PM
Dorsey: oh God, here we go again.

:P

I once was doing a 4 day hike in Peru with a group. The toilets along the way were squat toilets that might have only been cleaned once a year. At a certain point, everyone was dragging a bit, and the guide motivated us with "come on! they have sit down toilets at the next campsite! clean ones!"

It actually worked--everyone was much more motivated. But it turned out he was lying.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

derspiess

#53
February 09, 2015, 09:49:31 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 07, 2015, 10:59:52 AM
I recall in Amsterdam they have urinals out on the streets. The world needs more of those

Yeah.  If you can overcome stage fright there, you can overcome it everywhere.
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Norgy

#54
February 09, 2015, 09:52:57 AM
If you're off your skull drunk and full of Amsterdam's alternative cigarettes, you would as a tourist appreciate the public urinal.

In fact, you would probably see it as an oasis in a desert of canals, bars and coffeshops and try and have a drink from it, really.

Malthus

#55
February 09, 2015, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 06, 2015, 07:47:40 PM
I don't care if other dudes see my wang.  In fact I don't know how they couldn't... it's like an elephant's trunk down there. :showoff:

Grey, prehensile, and dripping with snot?  :hmm:
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Norgy

#56
February 09, 2015, 01:06:37 PM
"Snot".  :ph34r:

Siege

#57
February 09, 2015, 03:06:31 PM
I like urinals.

They are the best place to drop a dounce.


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The Brain

#59
February 09, 2015, 04:53:44 PM
I pee sitting down at urinals.
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