How often do you wash clothes? (NOT "how often do you change clothes?")

[Malthus]

I do think it is funny about Texas' reputation for having Indians.  Our Native Population is almost non-existant.

And it is all your fault. Nasty genocidal Texans. 

[Josquius]

Every week. One week tends to be darks and the other brights.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

once a week... unless I get busy. Then every two. I used to have enough clothes for that long or longer... but everything is too big now.

[Mr.Penguin]

About every 3th week, when my hampers are full, got 2 of them one for low temperatures and one for high temperatures (mostly work clothes)...

[Valmy]

And it is all your fault. Nasty genocidal Texans. 

Yeehaw!

[garbon]

I don't see why you can't be casual while still be wearing a tie. They are a very good way to accessorize (e.g. give your outfit a bit of colour) without looking stuffy.

Scarves can be worn in warm weather, especially when it is windy (I am not talking here thick, winter-style scarves, but rather soft, silk ones you can tie around your neck, as if they were a tie).

Wrist bands, again, can be a nice touch, although I agree you don't want to go overboard with that.

Socks, like ties, are great for some colour touch. Suspenders can offer a nice contrast as well (I am not talking about normal, "utilitarian" ones, but more crazy stuff - e.g. thick white suspenders look cool with a black shirt for a semi-casual night out).

Hats and caps can also be cool, especially the retro style ones that are fashionable this summer.

I don't know many people who wear ties on casual days.

Should any man really be seen wearing a silk scarf?

Call me crazy, but when I wear clothing, I generally try not to have my socks very visible. Suspenders?

Sure, hats can be fine if one likes wearing hats. Many people don't.

[Malthus]

And it is all your fault. Nasty genocidal Texans. 

Yeehaw!

I bet you were wearing a ten gallon hat and driving a pickup truck with bull horns on the grille when you deliberately ran down the last indian.

Oh, and you were eating a BBQ steak at the time, driving on your way back to the ranch.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[BuddhaRhubarb]

Valmy is the Rich Texan on The Simpsons?

[Malthus]

Valmy is the Rich Texan on The Simpsons?

All Texans arer the Rich Texan on the Simpsons. He's the Platonic ideal of Texan.

Valmy is merely in the closet. I bet he watches rodeo porn and feels bad about it. 

[frunk]

now it's mostly S and M.

So, are you a top or a bottom?

I'm dissapointed that it took over 1/2 an hour for languish to make this joke (and that MIM beat me to it).

[MadImmortalMan]

I'm picturing Marty's look as some kind of hybrid between Nathan Detroit, gypsy fortune teller, and the wardrobe from a Michael Jackson video shoot. 

[The Brain]

Unlike this thread I am not gay.

[Neil]

Scarves can be worn in warm weather, especially when it is windy (I am not talking here thick, winter-style scarves, but rather soft, silk ones you can tie around your neck, as if they were a tie).

That's especially useful if you want to come out of the closet without saying anything to anyone.

[Neil]

Call me crazy, but when I wear clothing, I generally try not to have my socks very visible.

That's pretty common.  You'd have to be looking pretty closely at someone's feet in order to get a 'flash of colour' from their socks....

<looks at who posted the original comment>

Well, normal people don't do that.

[saskganesh]

I don't get the "I have enough clothes" response. Yeah, well I have enough clothes to wear for 2 - 3 weeks too, but that would mean having to wear something no longer fashionable, or not matching, or just something I don't feel like that day, eventually.

How do you properly accessorize that way?

because I am classic. and most clothes are easy to match with blacks/darks.
forget about fashion, which is fickle, and largely just buy contemporary and keep an eye out for good functional materials/blends.