Alaska's Rat Island is in for name change

[Eddie Teach]

Except for Alaska. Those guys are just Canucks in denial.

Some are Mexicans in denial.

[viper37]

The Beaver is the official symbol of Canada.  Doesn't mean we don't trap em because they're also a huge pest.

bald eagles are still considered an endangered specires.  Beavers are not.

[Jaron]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the birds probably died of rat poison.

[Lucidor]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the birds probably died of rat poison.

Or from eating it second hand, i.e. eating dead rats. (eagles)

[Jaron]

Excellent diagnosis, Dr. Lucidor. Are you taking new patients?

[Jaron]

They should have left the island and alone and moved those two crazy old ladies there.

[Barrister]

The Beaver is the official symbol of Canada.  Doesn't mean we don't trap em because they're also a huge pest.

bald eagles are still considered an endangered specires.  Beavers are not.

They're not, actually.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/06/070628101017.htm

[Jaron]

Question: If a particular group of human, lets say a certain native tribe, was down to a very limited number - should laws give them increased protection or penalties for harming or killing them like we do with animals? Why or why not?

[Lucidor]

Excellent diagnosis, Dr. Lucidor. Are you taking new patients?

Have you eaten rat poison? As a matter of fact, I'm looking into specialising in family medicine.

[Lucidor]

Question: If a particular group of human, lets say a certain native tribe, was down to a very limited number - should laws give them increased protection or penalties for harming or killing them like we do with animals? Why or why not?

I believe most civilised countries have some penalties for murdering endangered humans, yes.

[Jaron]

I've had this burning, itching sensation in my inner rectum and my ass is just raw. What can I do?

[Lucidor]

  Got what I asked for... 

[Barrister]

I've had this burning, itching sensation in my inner rectum and my ass is just raw. What can I do?

Take the gerbil out and see if things improve.

[Lucidor]

I've had this burning, itching sensation in my inner rectum and my ass is just raw. What can I do?

And if it won't come out, there is always the option to see if you can see it with the help of a lighter...
Take the gerbil out and see if things improve.

http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/6505.html