Who has your back if you and your spouse get wacked?

[Brazen]

I don't even have a will because I can't decide what to do with my worldly goods, assuming I don't pre-decease my father, who is my only remaining immediate family.

The only reason I know I should make one is so my ex doesn't automatically get everything.

Not that I'll care, being dead and all. 

[Legbiter]

I mailed him one.

My parents are healthy and could take my sons in. So could my 3 younger sisters, say one son for each. 

[Norgy]

You have children?

D'oh! "have no children". 
Maybe the cat can inherit? 

You made us all scared.

But think of all the "Unfit for parenting" stories there could've been. 

[Martinus]

I was more like "Wow, this guy is really private on Facebook".

[Malthus]

My brothers. Probably my oldest brother - he has two kids already, the cousins get along very well, he and his wife have loads and loads of cash (though presumably my savings would go to the kid, leaving more than enough to pay for his upkeep). My middle brother would be good too - the strikes against him are that he is childless, so it would be a big disruption in his life, and he isn't wealthy and lives with his wife in a tiny UK house (though again, having our cash would solve some of those).

Not, god help us all, my wife's siblings - a more disfunctional pair it would be hard to find!  Neither is fit to raise the kids they do have, let alone another.