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If You Could Go Back in Time

Started by Eddie Teach, October 02, 2014, 04:09:58 PM

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What would be the first thing you do?

Kill somebody
1 (2.6%)
Screw an ancestor
1 (2.6%)
Screw a historical figure
2 (5.1%)
Have a heart-to-heart with your past self
10 (25.6%)
Some kind of money-making scheme
12 (30.8%)
Just be an "observer", like a wimp
2 (5.1%)
Avoid using time travel, like an even bigger wimp
1 (2.6%)
Screw the past, I'm going to the future!
6 (15.4%)
Convince Jaron's mom to have an abortion
1 (2.6%)
Something completely different
3 (7.7%)

Total Members Voted: 38

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Eddie Teach

#15
October 02, 2014, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 02, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
I doubt anyone from the past would believe you if you said you were from the future, so trying to convince famous people to do stuff would be difficult.

OTOH, it might be easier to score with Norma Jean than Marilyn.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#16
October 02, 2014, 04:35:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 02, 2014, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 02, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
I doubt anyone from the past would believe you if you said you were from the future, so trying to convince famous people to do stuff would be difficult.

OTOH, it might be easier to score with Norma Jean than Marilyn.

Dangling a pill bottle is such hard work. :rolleyes:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Barrister

#18
October 02, 2014, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 02, 2014, 04:33:35 PM
Going to Dallas on vacation: :bleeding:

Said aunt is loaded.  Husband made a lot of money in oil.   :ph34r:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

garbon

#19
October 02, 2014, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2014, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 02, 2014, 04:33:35 PM
Going to Dallas on vacation: :bleeding:

Said aunt is loaded.  Husband made a lot of money in oil.   :ph34r:

So she should have taken them elsewhere with her loaded ass.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#20
October 02, 2014, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 02, 2014, 04:35:47 PM
About Time was a great movie about this

I don't know that it was a great movie about time travel (as that was pretty much all nonsensical) but I agree it was a great movie that had time travel in it.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

#21
October 02, 2014, 04:39:52 PM
I'd stop myself from telling DGuller any secrets.  :(
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

The Brain

#22
October 02, 2014, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 02, 2014, 04:39:52 PM
I'd stop myself from telling DGuller any secrets.  :(

How?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#23
October 02, 2014, 04:44:34 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 02, 2014, 04:22:21 PM
Destroy the return key on every keyboard Tim has ever come into contact with.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

derspiess

#24
October 02, 2014, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 02, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
Just think what you could accomplish if you put your energies towards realistic schemes.

I don't sit around and actively think about it-- just one of those weird things that pops into my head fairly frequently.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#25
October 02, 2014, 04:47:19 PM
On second thought I'd go to the future and become King of the Morlocks.

Eloi, it's what's for dinner.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Eddie Teach

#26
October 02, 2014, 05:00:06 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 02, 2014, 04:44:34 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 02, 2014, 04:22:21 PM
Destroy the return key on every keyboard Tim has ever come into contact with.

What would this accomplish?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#27
October 02, 2014, 05:02:27 PM
mongers really hates paragraphing.

grumbler

#28
October 02, 2014, 05:09:33 PM
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

grumbler

#29
October 02, 2014, 05:12:08 PM
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!
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