New York City is America's unhappiest town

[The Brain]

Hey garbon, are you familiar with Humans of New York?

[Caliga]

Was he: working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

[garbon]

Was he: working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Liking that song as a child should have been a clue up the bitch that was to come.

[garbon]

Also, I was just reading a thing about New York things and I think these few struck me as reasons we are so unhappy.

3. You rush everywhere even if you have no reason to.
4. You get sidewalk rage because people walk too slowly.
11. You can bump into someone when you're walking and not take the time to say "sorry."
16. You no longer smell that "hot trash" smell. That's just a normal smell.
28. You ~cannot~ walk as slow as everyone else does when you travel outside New York.
30. You feel the specific anger of waiting in line to swipe at the subway turnstile behind someone who DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE.
41. You think, Awwww! instead of Ewwww when you watch a pair of rats chase each other on the subway tracks.
43. You've earnestly said, "I'd kill for laundry in my building."
53. You slam your fist onto a cab's hood and yell at them to fuck off when they're about to hit you.
54. You've seen a homeless guy jerking off onto an ATM at the Chase on Smith between Baltic and Warren and been completely unfazed by it.

[Ideologue]

54. You've seen a homeless guy jerking off onto an ATM at the Chase on Smith between Baltic and Warren and been completely unfazed by it.

Fight the power.

[Razgovory]

You really shouldn't be watching people when they use an ATM.

[LaCroix]

Our immigrant ancestors came to America from a lot of different circumstances, but in general I think it is safe to say the risk and hardship most of them accepted was a lot less than we would face today if we were to do something like move to the Dakotas.

you do realize both dakotas have a city of 100,000 people, right? 

[alfred russel]

Our immigrant ancestors came to America from a lot of different circumstances, but in general I think it is safe to say the risk and hardship most of them accepted was a lot less than we would face today if we were to do something like move to the Dakotas.

you do realize both dakotas have a city of 100,000 people, right? 

There are apparently many things I didn't realize. Most important being that when you reference the population of a city in the Dakotas, it should be bolded and underlined.   

[Ideologue]

It's what the Bluebook sez.