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Started by Brazen, June 23, 2014, 03:58:06 AM

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Siege

#15
June 23, 2014, 02:43:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.


Was he: a Democrat?

He was a ethnic minority, therefore a Demoncrat an a enemy of freedom, low taxes, and limited govertment.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Valmy

#16
June 23, 2014, 02:44:35 PM
Ok now you are messing with us.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#17
June 23, 2014, 02:48:10 PM
I was rooting for "a real American would have busted his way out of that stone vagina with his mighty balls", or somesuch.

A sort of "no true Scotsman" of stone vagina experiences.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Norgy

#18
June 23, 2014, 03:16:05 PM
Real Americans need wheelbarrows for their balls.

Eddie Teach

#19
June 23, 2014, 03:19:49 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:43:38 PM
He was a ethnic minority,

So are you.  :secret:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#20
June 23, 2014, 03:20:41 PM
Yes I think that is the joke.  At least I hope so  :lol:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#21
June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

FunkMonk

#22
June 23, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
To be honest, vaginas have claimed many victims.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Valmy

#23
June 23, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.

It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Norgy

#24
June 23, 2014, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.

It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.

That made me giggle.  :D

Josephus

#25
June 23, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
stupid twat
Civis Romanus Sum

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mongers

#26
June 23, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:
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crazy canuck

#27
June 23, 2014, 05:54:30 PM
He should have kept a safe distance

Ideologue

#28
June 23, 2014, 05:55:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 23, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:

They vary.
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mongers

#29
June 23, 2014, 06:00:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 23, 2014, 05:54:30 PM
He should have kept a safe distance

God knows how fast he was going, if his forward momentum carried him that far.  :P
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