Britain does so much cocaine, it's in the water supply

[DGuller]

A big reason prices have plunged, police told the Economist, is that its quality has dropped. Dealers cut coke more than before to increase profit margins with anesthetic that mimics the numbing effect that cocaine has on the gums. One expert says the cocaine available at pubs and clubs is so weak that "a lot of users wouldn't know what real cocaine is." In Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.

Scumbags. 

[The Brain]

They looked at the Stockholm wastewater earlier this year and reached the conclusion that a Wednesday in Stockholm people take 2,400 hits of cocaine. Smoke around 94,000 joints.

[Malthus]

What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? 

[Valmy]

A big reason prices have plunged, police told the Economist, is that its quality has dropped. Dealers cut coke more than before to increase profit margins with anesthetic that mimics the numbing effect that cocaine has on the gums. One expert says the cocaine available at pubs and clubs is so weak that “a lot of users wouldn’t know what real cocaine is.” In Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.

Scumbags. 

I am not sure I want to live in a world where you can not even trust your coke dealer anymore.

[garbon]

What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? 

[Capetan Mihali]

What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? 

Synthetic cannabinoids.

[Jacob]

I am not sure I want to live in a world where you can not even trust your coke dealer anymore.

Move to Toronto?

[Malthus]

What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? 

Synthetic cannabinoids.

Well, I guess we won't be warping space-time then.  At least, not in reality.

[derspiess]

I consume a lot of cannabaceae 

[Josquius]

Spice:

[Eddie Teach]

He who controls the spice, controls the London underworld.