Can Modern Life Sometimes Be a Bit Too Convenient ?

Started by mongers, May 01, 2014, 08:57:55 AM

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Richard Hakluyt

That would be my experience too, having a hot bath is the redeeming feature of returning from a camping holiday back to the daily grind.

alfred russel

Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.
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Tamas

Quote from: alfred russel on May 01, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.

Yeah. Quite frankly, anybody who thinks what we have is TOO convenient have no real grasp of what non-convenient life means.

mongers

Quote from: Tamas on May 01, 2014, 11:22:54 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 01, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.

Yeah. Quite frankly, anybody who thinks what we have is TOO convenient have no real grasp of what non-convenient life means.

You love your blanket statements don't you.
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Malthus

Quote from: alfred russel on May 01, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.

:lol:

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Quote from: mongers on May 01, 2014, 08:57:55 AM
So my question is, do you find any aspects of modern life, just a bit too convenient ?
No. Plenty more conveniences to be had and invented. I still wipe my own ass.

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Quote from: alfred russel on May 01, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.

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Tamas

Quote from: mongers on May 01, 2014, 11:50:48 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 01, 2014, 11:22:54 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 01, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 01, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Anyone who thinks modern life is too convienient should spend a couple of weeks at my parent's cottage (US: "cabin").

No effete modern conveiniences there - if you want heat, you chop firewood; if you want water, you pump it by hand into a bucket and carry the bucket up the hill to the cottage. If you want light, you pour kerosene into a lamp, carefully adjust the mantle, and light it, keeping an eye on the mantle so it does not carbonize and burn the place down. If you want to go to the toilet at night, you use a chamber pot (which then needs washing the next day) or walk in the dark to the outhouse. If you want a bath, there is the lake. For vegitables, there is a small gardan, requiring work to maintain.

It is amazing how much of one's time is spent simply arranging to exist.

It is my dad's notion of paradise, but not really mine  :lol: ... though the setting makes up for the primitive facilities.

I've taken some remote hiking holidays in places like that. Let me tell you, watching the hired help struggling with the elements to keep us comfortable and carrying our gear, really brings home conveniences of the modern world.

Yeah. Quite frankly, anybody who thinks what we have is TOO convenient have no real grasp of what non-convenient life means.

You love your blanket statements don't you.

They make life nice and easy ^_^

Malthus

Quote from: Tamas on May 01, 2014, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 01, 2014, 11:50:48 AM
You love your blanket statements don't you.

They make life nice and easy ^_^

:lol:

Some good zingers in this thread ...
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Norgy

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 01, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
I was just about to say that a lot of touristic activities support mongers' hypothesis  :D

A fortnight at the cabin would be just about perfect to remind one of modern conveniences.

Yes. No hot water, outdoor toilet, wood stove. It's fun for three days.

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garbon

Quote from: Norgy on May 01, 2014, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 01, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
I was just about to say that a lot of touristic activities support mongers' hypothesis  :D

A fortnight at the cabin would be just about perfect to remind one of modern conveniences.

Yes. No hot water, outdoor toilet, wood stove. It's fun for three days.


QuoteIf you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a "nightmare" or "a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something." White people refer to it as "camping."
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