Canadian Crimes against Humanity

[Grey Fox]

What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

[Josephus]

In the building I work in, there's an office that says "Canadian ten-pin bowling association"

Given that everyone I see walking in is speaking Russian and that it's 10-pin, I know it's a front for some Russian mafia group.

[Ed Anger]

What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.

[Grey Fox]

Ah. Your problem is actually with the Late 1990s.

[Ed Anger]

Or netflix having it available and the GODDAMN NANNY showing him that.

[Ed Anger]

Still, fuck Canada.

[Caliga]

Don't forget Canadian weather.

[Grey Fox]

Still, fuck Canada.

Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.

NO REACH AROUND FOR YOU

[Barrister]

What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.

It could be worse, Ed.

Timmy went through a Might Machines phase too, so I know your pain.

But Andrew now is going through a Bubble Guppies phase.  He's constantly pointing to the tv going "bu bu gu pi?" (and no, we don't let him watch it all the time - maybe once in the morning and once before bed).  Problem is Netflix only has 13 22 minute episodes, so by now we've seen them all, repeatedly.  I want to strangle those little educational mer-people.

[Caliga]

Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.

It's not just hanging there, it's peeing on Latin America.  MAH MONROE DOCTRINE

[Malthus]

What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.

It could be worse, Ed.

Timmy went through a Might Machines phase too, so I know your pain.

But Andrew now is going through a Bubble Guppies phase.  He's constantly pointing to the tv going "bu bu gu pi?" (and no, we don't let him watch it all the time - maybe once in the morning and once before bed).  Problem is Netflix only has 13 22 minute episodes, so by now we've seen them all, repeatedly.  I want to strangle those little educational mer-people.

That is nothing compared with the Thomas the Tank Engine scars I bear to this day. 

[Jacob]

Still, fuck Canada.

Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.

NO REACH AROUND FOR YOU

[Grey Fox]

You guys have it easy atleast it's only in 1 languages.

English, French Translation in Quebec, French translation in France, France shows, Quebec Shows.

[derspiess]

Count #4

Calliou.

http://youtu.be/IXjrEDd-GJI

The kid should have been aborted.

CANADA DELENDA EST

This has to be #1.  The only person who hates Caillou more than I is my wife.  It brings out her pure Latina fury.  We often take potshots at my sister in law for not only letting their kids watch that horrible show, but actually encouraging it.

[derspiess]

Speaking of kids shows, wtf is up with that Leapfrog educational show.  Not only do the high-pitched voices hurt my ears, but they had one episode with a crippled dog.  A crippled dog!  I know the BS inclusiveness/diversity reason they did it, but seeing a crippled dog in a cartoon was disturbing.