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Canadian Crimes against Humanity

Started by Ed Anger, March 26, 2014, 10:21:48 PM

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Grey Fox

What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?
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Josephus

In the building I work in, there's an office that says "Canadian ten-pin bowling association"

Given that everyone I see walking in is speaking Russian and that it's 10-pin, I know it's a front for some Russian mafia group.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 06:10:07 AM
What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.
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Grey Fox

Ah. Your problem is actually with the Late 1990s.
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Ed Anger

Or netflix having it available and the GODDAMN NANNY showing him that.
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Caliga

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Grey Fox

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 27, 2014, 12:00:37 PM
Still, fuck Canada.

:hmm:

Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.

NO REACH AROUND FOR YOU
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Barrister

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 27, 2014, 11:22:10 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 06:10:07 AM
What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.

It could be worse, Ed.

Timmy went through a Might Machines phase too, so I know your pain.

But Andrew now is going through a Bubble Guppies phase.  He's constantly pointing to the tv going "bu bu gu pi?" (and no, we don't let him watch it all the time - maybe once in the morning and once before bed).  Problem is Netflix only has 13 22 minute episodes, so by now we've seen them all, repeatedly.  I want to strangle those little educational mer-people. :mad:
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Caliga

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.
It's not just hanging there, it's peeing on Latin America.  MAH MONROE DOCTRINE
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Malthus

Quote from: Barrister on March 27, 2014, 12:06:25 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 27, 2014, 11:22:10 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 06:10:07 AM
What's your problem with Mighty Machines, Ginger Ed?

Alexander got hooked on it and it has to be the most boring piece of educational programming ever made.

Plus.. Canadian mullets. Egads.

It could be worse, Ed.

Timmy went through a Might Machines phase too, so I know your pain.

But Andrew now is going through a Bubble Guppies phase.  He's constantly pointing to the tv going "bu bu gu pi?" (and no, we don't let him watch it all the time - maybe once in the morning and once before bed).  Problem is Netflix only has 13 22 minute episodes, so by now we've seen them all, repeatedly.  I want to strangle those little educational mer-people. :mad:

That is nothing compared with the Thomas the Tank Engine scars I bear to this day.  :ph34r:
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Jacob

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 27, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 27, 2014, 12:00:37 PM
Still, fuck Canada.

:hmm:

Look at any map of North America, our Ontario cock is firmly lodge in your Ohio valley, while your limp floridian dick just hangs there.

NO REACH AROUND FOR YOU

:lol:

Grey Fox

You guys have it easy atleast it's only in 1 languages.

English, French Translation in Quebec, French translation in France, France shows, Quebec Shows.

:bleeding:
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derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 10:31:30 PM
Count #4

Calliou.

http://youtu.be/IXjrEDd-GJI

The kid should have been aborted.

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This has to be #1.  The only person who hates Caillou more than I is my wife.  It brings out her pure Latina fury.  We often take potshots at my sister in law for not only letting their kids watch that horrible show, but actually encouraging it.
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derspiess

Speaking of kids shows, wtf is up with that Leapfrog educational show.  Not only do the high-pitched voices hurt my ears, but they had one episode with a crippled dog.  A crippled dog!  I know the BS inclusiveness/diversity reason they did it, but seeing a crippled dog in a cartoon was disturbing.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall